What Is 'Yo Blues Name

[Sugarcoated]

Follow the instructions below for the genuine thrill that
comes with discovering your blues name: From the first list,
take the name using the initial of your first name. From
the second list, do the same with your middle name. From the
third, your surname.

First List:
A=Fat; B=Muddy ; C=Crippled; D=Old; E=Texas; F=Hollerin';
G=Ugly; H=Brown; I=Happy; J=Boney; K=Curly; L=Pretty;
M=Jailhouse; N=Peg Leg; O=Red; P=Sleepy; Q=Bald; R=Skinny;
S=Blind; T=Big; U=Yella; V=Toothless; W=Screamin'; X=FatBoy;
Y=Washboard; Z=Steel-Eye

Second List:
A=Bones; B=Money; C=Harp; D=Legs; E=Eyes; F=Lemon; G=Killer; H=Hips; I=Lips; J=Fingers; K=Boy; L=Liver; M=Gumbo; N=Foot; O=Mama; P=Back; Q=Duke; R=Dog; S=Bad Boy; T=Baby; U=Chicken; V=Pickles; W=Sugar; X=Cracker; Y=Tooth; Z=Smoke

Third List:
A=Jackson; B=McGee; C=Hopkins; D=Dupree; E=Green; F=Brown; G=Jones; H=Rivers; I=Malone; J=Washington; K=Smith; L=Parker; M=Lee; N=Thompkins; O=King; P=Bradley; Q=Hawkins; R=Jefferson; S=Davis; T=Franklin; U=White; V=Jenkins; W=Bailey; X=Johnson; Y=Blue; Z=Allison

[Sugarcoated]

1. Sure 'nuff I'm Boney Legs Bradley!

Somebody git me a sandwich!

[WindRavenX]

2. Ugly Bones Parker

Woo.

[Reverend_Smitty]

3. Just call me...

Curly Bones Davis...why do I have the sudden urge to play the harmonica?

[Bobbie47]

5. are you related to me..

Muddy Legs Davis here....

[Reverend_Smitty]

6. I donno my momma left me on the side of the road

I've been living life on my own since the age of three :P

[auntAgonist]

4. I'm Blind Money McGee if I hyphenate which I usually do

if not ... I'm Blind Money Davis.

[datasuspect]

7. Boney Rivers

[RevolutionaryActs]

8. Curly Eyes Malone. LOL I love it! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[lutherj]

9. Pretty Fingers Parker.

Come on in to mah kitchen . . .

[BeHereNow]

10. Fat Eyes Rivers

Yep...suits me to a tee!
Now I'm so down...
I reach up to tie my shoes.
I'm so down...
I reach up to tie my shoe.
My eyes are fat
from crying rivers
of the blues...

BHN
aka: Fat Eyes Rivers

[mitchum]

11. No way am I gonna be Jailhouse Sugar Hopkins!

Jailhouse Sugar???!!! no way :)

[Revillusion1]

16. Ha Haaa...That's hilarious

The best one.:7

[Ron Green]

12. This is pretty strange...

"Skinny Fingers Green" actually describes me and it is my real name!

[Revillusion1]

13. Pretty Bones Brown

Wrote a song about it...wanna hear it...here it go....

Loved the character on In Living Color that used to say that...:smoke:

[St. Jarvitude]

14. Big Eyes Washington! (n/t)

[Redleg]

15. Skinny Liver Jones here.

How 'bout some Catfish Blues?

[XNASA]

27. I'm 'Skinny Liver Jefferson'.

Funny. I had always assumed that being a blues artist bloated one's liver.

[shawmut]

17. Jailhouse Dog Davis

:smoke:

[Mike Niendorff]

18. Translation : "what are your first, middle and last initials?"

Just sayin' ...


MDN

[Radical Activist]

19. Screamin' Sad Boy Jefferson

Love it!

[Sugarcoated]

20. It's a good one for chuckles

[Jessica]

21. Boney Legs Davis ... LOL!

[Book Lover]

22. Curly Bones Jones at your service!

My mama done told me...

[Arugula Latte]

23. Crippled Eyes Franklin

mmm mmm mmm

[MissMillie]

24. Jailhouse Bones Bailey

I like it.

[mac56]

25. I'm Blind Sugar Lee

My lovely wife is Curly Bones Jones.

[antigone382]

26. Texas Bones Jones

Hey, it rhymes!

[johnnie]

28. Boney Lemon Green

Wrote a song about it, wanna hear it? Here it goes....

[NoSheep]

29. Pretty Legs Bailey

:kick:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

30. Boney Sugar McGee and the fiancée is Blind Gumbo Franklin

[Lone Pawn]

31. Sleepy Boy Jones!

Amazing.

[Lavender Brown]

32. Crippled Liver Bradley - LOL

[passy]

33. Well well damned if I'm not Sleepy Harp Dupree!

Sounds like I'm from down south.

[Rob H.]

34. Skinny Legs Rivers

Son of Pretty Dog Rivers, friend of Jailhouse Bad Boy Parker and Old Gumbo Hawkins.

(The presidents' names are funny, too. WJC is Screamin' Fingers Hopkins and GWB is Ugly Sugar McGee.)

[sleepyhead]

35. Boney Bones Jones n/t

[AlCzervik]

36. Curly Bones Brown

[Feathered Fish]

37. Peg Leg Eyes Jefferson

and my honey:
Texas Fingers Dupree

[babylonsister]

38. "Skinny Bones Parker"

Now I'll really write about all my sad experiences, 'cause I been named!

[fluffernutter]

39. Big Eyes Thompkins

[JimmyJazz]

40. Cute! I'm Old Hips Davis n/t

[stevedeshazer]

41. Blind Killer Dupree

yo.

[Paleocon]

42. They call me "Two Shoes"....

Because I always wear two shoes...

[SCRUBDASHRUB]

43. Toothless Bones McGee. LOL!

[progmom]

44. Boney Bones Bailey

That's using my maiden name. Boney Bones Davis with my married name.

[chaska]

45. Ugly Eyes Dupree

[corksean]

46. Blind Dog Parker

[BulletproofLandshark]

47. Happy Liver Rivers!

[fortyfeetunder]

48. Big Liver Jefferson

[Exultant Democracy]

49. Crippled Liver McGee

poor poor liver.

[Gothic Sponge]

50. Jailhouse Baby Franklin

[Lilith Velkor]

51. Fat Bitch Parker

Not 'Dog' because I'm female. That'd work for a rapper name, too.

[Lilith Velkor]

52. Fat Bitch Queen!

If that nogood man o' mine gets high enough to marry me.

[IHeart1993]

53. Texas Eyes Malone

Okay

[qnr]

54. "Big Boy Jefferson" n/t

[davsand]

55. Pretty Legs Davis???

Bwa-haaa! My maiden name WAS Davis (hence the DAV part of davsand!)

Bwa-haa ha...


Laura

[Kire]

56. Texas Money Jackson

yuck

[dethl]

57. Texas Money Davis!

yeehaw!

[Shadowen]

58. 'Jailhouse Legs' Lee.

That's even worse than my porn star name, Blackie Sinclair (which is a bad porn star name because I'm whiter than wonderbread).

[tyedyeto]

59. Old nmn Lee

(never did like the fact that I have no middle name) LOL

[Behind the Aegis]

60. Boney Bones Killer Jones!

Cool name! I have two middle names! :)

[really annoyed]

61. Blind Liver Washington!

Uh, makes no sense :-)

How can my liver be blind?

[PittPoliSci]

62. Screamin' Back Jefferson!