Post in this thread and I'll answer in the style of elperromagico!

[elperromagico]

I've mastered elperromagico's writing style, and I think I can do this.

Go on, try me. I dare thee.

[Champ]

1. Whose writing style resembles elperro's the most?

[elperromagico]

2. The late Roscoe "Fatty" Arbuckle's.

[St. Jarvitude]

3. One and one and one makes ... ?

I eagerly await your response, m'lord.

[elperromagico]

4. Three. Or 111, depending on one's preference.

[St. Jarvitude]

13. what about 11?

what's with your obvious bigoted hatred for binary? huh?

00000001
00000010
00000011
00000100
00000101
00000110
00000111
00001000
00001001
00001010
00001011
00001100
00001101
00001110
00001111
00010000
00010001
00010010
00010011
00010100
00010101
00010110
00010111
00010000
00010001
00010010
00010011
00010100
00010101
00010110
00010111
00011000
00011001
00011010
00011011
00011100
00011101
00011110
00011111

[elperromagico]

14. Your numbers are not Biblically based.

Enjoy Hellfire. :D

[autorank]

5. Are you related to "Un Chien Andalou?"

http://www.tcf.ua.edu/classes/Jbutler/T340/SurrealismUnChienAndalou1.htm

[elperromagico]

7. Only by marriage. I am more film noir than surrealism.

[Champ]

6. Ok - better one

In 1 paragraph(2-3 sentances), tell me what decision was the greatest decision of all time a US President made and brief description why. Now lets see if you can master that one. :D

[elperromagico]

8. The year: 1909. The President: Taft. The decision: Bigger bathtub.

In 1909, President W. H. Taft decided to buy a bigger bathtub. Asked how he came to make this momentous decision, Taft only smiled and said, "Beefsteak is delicious." And with those words, President William Howard Taft entered the annals - or should I say "anals"? - of American history.

Why was this decision important? Historians have long contemplated that question. Daniel Boorstin summarized it thusly: "With America growing as a world superpower - and with the Presidential derriere growing too - we as a people could not afford to have a Chief Executive who could not fit into the bathtub."

[autorank]

9. Excellent style elperro

[elperromagico]

11. Thank you.

[Champ]

10. Excellent job

:thumbsup:

You clearly have mastered it. Is this post going to get a reply no matter what is typed? You said "If you post in this thread I will answer..." does that mean you are responding to every post besides yours or only posts that were directed toward the Original Post?

[elperromagico]

12. I am not going to reply to your reply.

Thank you for asking.

[Champ]

15. You're welcome

I'm learning alot here and taking notes from one of the best. Thank you for giving us this opportunity.

[elperromagico]

16. I am still not replying to your replies.

Trying to coax replies out of me is not going to work. Why not give up now? :)

[Champ]

17. Well, because you just asked me a question

and I tend to answer those who ask like I just did. :)

[autorank]

18. You two are style buddies. Were you separated at birth?

If I may be so bold to ask?

[Champ]

20. Ok. 2 questions

Answers
1. If we were, I'm certainly not aware of it.
2. You may

[elperromagico]

21. Champ is Salieri to my Mozart.

In other words, he's trying to kill me by paying me to write a Requiem mass. But he'll help me at the last minute by taking down my dictation as I lay dying. Then my wife will kick him out - and I'll be buried in a mass grave.

But take heart. He'll wind up in an insane asylum, and the priest who comes to console him won't know any of his writings.

[autorank]

24. elperromagico, Champ...I am your father. This is your destiny.

[elperromagico]

19. I am replying to tell you that I will not reply to your reply.

Reply to that.

[Champ]

22. I will

May I ask how many times you've said reply and if you are going to reply to this reply to tell me how many times you've said reply?

[elperromagico]

23. No, you may not.

[Champ]

25. You gave me nothing to reply to

But I'm tired so I'm going to fall asleep, good night. :hi: