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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 03:22 AM
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Post here and I'll answer in the style of Dennis Kucinich
Ok, I know people are probably tired of these threads, but I'm bored. Ask away!
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msgadget Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 03:23 AM
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1. Hey, Dennis, try this burger I made for ya!
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 03:25 AM
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4. Thanks. Let me give this to my staff
they'll put in the archives as a memory of this campaign stop and all the wonderful people I met here.

Got any humus and bread?
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msgadget Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 03:28 AM
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6. I'm impressed, Dennis, here's my vote!
:yourock:
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eridani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 03:24 AM
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2. So, what's with this Department of Peace thing, anyway?
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 03:28 AM
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7. That's just a bunch of stuff my staff came up with when they were
smoking pot one day.

No wait, what I meant to say was that we need to make non-violence an organizing principle in our society. It will be used to spread peace abroad and prevent violence at home. Over 50 cities have endorsed the proposal!
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eridani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 03:25 AM
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3. Can I have your baby?
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 03:31 AM
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9. Possibly
I'm holding a nationwide contest for anyone interested in having my baby. Submit your age, a photo and a small essay to www.kucinich.us. My supporters will get to vote on who should have my baby. The winner will get to spend a night in a hotel room with me in New Hampshire. It will only take one night because us vegans are very fertile.
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crispini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 03:04 PM
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37. Dammit! (cleans off keyboard)
Remind me not to drink beverages and read threads like this again....
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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 03:27 AM
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5. Why do people hate one another so much?
And will you make all the bad men (aka, Bush Administration) go away? Please??
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 03:35 AM
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10. Hate exists because people are
not in tune with the inner spirit that unites all of us. I believe in the interconnectedness of all things and if people would wake up to the force that unites us with the stars, the trees and each other then hate would cease to exist.

I will take Bush to a special Department of Peace re-education center where he will be forced to eat Vegan food at all times and learn to appreciate non-violence or suffer the consequences.

It's time America!
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imenja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 03:51 AM
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17. that one's good
and accurate
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 03:56 AM
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21. Thanks
this is fun. :)
He really does talk like that!
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pres2032 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 03:29 AM
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8. what are the real weapons of mass destruction?
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 03:38 AM
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11. That's what this is about!
I keep asking...WHERE ARE THE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON?!?!?!?!?! *pounding fist* WHERE ARE THEEEEEEEYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 03:46 AM
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15. oh wait, i misread your question
the REAL weapons of mass destruction I witnessed growing up in a poor inner-city neighborhood. I know something about weapons of mass destruction.
POVERTY is a weapon of mass destruction!
Homelessness is a weapon of mass destruction!
Not being able to get a good pizza in your neighborhood past midnight is a weapon of mass destruction!
Lousy bar scenes in mid-sized towns are weapons of mass destruction.

These are the real weapons of mass destruction Mr. President!
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pres2032 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 03:52 AM
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18. thank you, much better
glad i can count on you!
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 03:55 AM
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19. no prob
I should be able to do this pretty well after all the time I listened to him speak.
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McKenzie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 03:39 AM
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12. didn't know who he was so Googled his name...
(I'm a Brit) I found his official site and am currently d/loading an .mp3 of one of his speeches.

I've learned something already this morning and I'm still in breakfast mode.

Thnx
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 03:43 AM
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13. I have a lot of support in Britain
I went there during my campaign for President to receive an award honoring my work toward peace. I know you're thinking that I shouldn't have gone because they can't vote in the US election, but I know what I'm doing.
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eridani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 03:45 AM
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14. Why am I not surprised?
His partisans have been fighting this lack of information (save for snarky putdowns) problem, and obviously we lost that battle.
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 03:48 AM
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16. In all seriousness
he's great. He probably fits the common views in Europe much better than in the US. The US is too conservative for Kucinich right now, but he's moving us in the right direction.
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imenja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 03:56 AM
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20. I don't mind his ideology, it's his lack of practicality that bothers me
He strikes me as a very moral, good man, but I don't think he'd be a good president. He seems to think all people are as reasonable and
well-intentioned as he is, and that's clearly not true. Al Quaeda can't be reasoned with, those clearly we need to make changes in American policy. And the idea that all trade agreements could be canceled upon his assuming power is disastrous. Can you imagine the tailspin the economy would go into?
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 04:03 AM
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22. You may have a point but
he's not a Jimmy Carter type that believes all people are good deep down inside. He can be very suspicious and untrusting of others. Although the fact that he went through two campaign managers and neither of them had ever worked on a campaign before may say something about his administrative decision making style.

You also have to give 6 months notice before canceling the trade agreements. The idea was to make new bilateral agreements to replace them. I sometimes wondered if he would have really done that or if this was a position he took knowing that he would probably never get into office anyway.
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eridani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 04:06 AM
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23. I think he realizes that people aren't all well-intentioned--
--it's just that an American boot in the face should never be the first option. I can't imagine him going on vacation for a month after the 'bin Laden determined to attack' memo. What is definitely not practical is to keep ignoring the most basic strategic fact of teh 21st century, namely that domination is extremely expensive, and Fucking Shit Up is very cheap.

The economy worked just fine before NAFTA and WTO. No reason why trade agreements can't be negotiate as bilateral arrangements. The economy is already in a tailspin due to outsourcing.
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imenja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 04:12 AM
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24. granted, he'd be preferable to Bush
But I always preferred Dean. My views of Kucinich were formed watching the many many Democratic debates. He entered the race after I had already decided to back Dean, and I never saw a reason to support Kucinich instead.
Radical Activist may be right about his position on trade agreements. He must have known it wouldn't have been possible to immediately and unilaterally abrogate them.
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msgadget Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 05:10 AM
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25. For me, it's not his trade position but
his Middle East policy. Any action taken to correct the current trade agreements would create economic fluctuations as the market sought out honest competition for the first time. And, that's not even taking into account the alienation of a global economy used to them or the currency markets.
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imenja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 05:36 AM
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26. I don't reject the idea as an overall strategy
but the notion that trade agreements could be abolished full scale immediately upon his entering the White House would certainly create chaos. The long term strategy of negotiating trade agreements that place an emphasis on labor standards, environmental conditions, and human rights is an excellent one.
I don't recall his position on the middle east. What was your objection?
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 01:38 PM
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27. Anyone else? Anyone?
I'm back.
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Lavender Brown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 01:42 PM
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28. Would you like to intern in my office?
I really need help with the filing. :P
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 01:44 PM
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29. I'm a little busy being a Congressman but
just in case, please send a photo of yourself and let me know if being an intern involves any you know... "extra" duties.
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regularguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 01:52 PM
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30. Have you thought about using an easier last name.
The voting public can't be expected to spend upwards of 10 seconds learning to pronounce your name. "Dennis Green" might be a good one as it has politcal meaning as well as having been already popularized by the football coach. You've heard of football, no?
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 01:56 PM
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31. Actually I used to play football
In high school I was a third string quarterback. I got the crap beat out of my every time but I got up and kept going anyway. Much like my political career.

My last name is a problem which is why people are calling me "The Kooch." Just call me Kooch from now on and I'll think about making that legal.
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 01:06 AM
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42. Oh GOD..... LMAO
The Kooch... wow... you're too funny.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 01:57 PM
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32. Why do people complain about Kerry winning the primaries
on electablity yet these same people refused to vote for you because you were "unelectable." Weird eh?
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 02:06 PM
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33. That's one of those strange things about
supporters of certain other candidates who I won't name. We have to have hope that we can change the direction of this country. First we have to believe in our message and believe in ourselves! Only then will we start to make progress on universal single payer healthcare, ending the occupation of Iraq, and equal rights for all the little people of the world.

It's time America! It's time!
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 02:07 PM
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34. You got that right
Edited on Mon Dec-13-04 02:08 PM by JohnKleeb
It's just so very strange to me, I find it to be a paradox.
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 03:21 PM
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40. It's just one of those things
like "anti-war" candidates who support staying in Iraq for several more years. Go figure.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 01:08 AM
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43. yep
Edited on Tue Dec-14-04 01:10 AM by JohnKleeb
its a paradox to me, it always has been.
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Zorra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 02:53 PM
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35. Mr. Kucinich, why did you vote against the Patriot Act, the IWR, and
the Intelligence Reform Bill? Almost every other legislator voted for these bills.

Also, why have you been so critical of the RW media and electronic voting?

We need corporate owned sheeple in government, not independent thinkers that do the right things. It is so un-Amerikan.
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 03:01 PM
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36. Because I'm not a moron
I lost re-election as mayor of Cleveland years ago because I stood up to the power companies that wanted to privatize Cleveland's utilities. I learned that doing the right thing is often a political advantage in the long run, even if it hurts you in the short run. I would rather be right and unelected than win office without principle.

I was proud to lead many other Democrats in Congress who voted against the IWR. I also believe strongly that we need to break up the corporate media monopolies. We will never have fair elections and honest government when a handful of corporations are controlling what we see and hear everyday. That's why I brought up that issue during the first televised Democratic primary debate. For some strange reason, I didn't get a lot of coverage in the corporate media after that.

Also, remember to eat your spinach. It rhymes with Kucinich.
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AP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 03:04 PM
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38. What position did you play on your HS football team?
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 03:07 PM
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39. Quarterback
third string. There's a picture of my team on one of the baseball cards my campaign released. I'm the little guy in the front.
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eridani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 12:51 AM
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41. Why couldn't you convince Democrats to take black box voting seriously?
You put the Diebold memos up on your site and signed on to the Holt bill, then nada. Whassup with that?
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 01:10 AM
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44. Why do people say you were wrong to work with John Edwards
even though Edwards and you have a good deal in common.
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