Belch or fart?

[Deja Q]

This is getting incredibly fatuous... :D

[datasuspect]

1. why fart and waste it

when you can burp and taste it

[ET Awful]

2. Why no choice for simultaneous? :)

I view this much like my theory of gluing buttered toast to a cats back.

Both would create an anti-gravity environment. The simultaneous gaseous expulsons would cause a human to hover, whereas cats always land on their feet, and buttered toast always lands buttered side down, so if you stick buttered toast on a cats back and drop the cat, logic tells us that the cat would hover.

I've been working on developing an engine using this theory, but the cat keeps twisting around and licking the butter off the toast.

[short bus president]

3. If you do both at the same time, with sufficient force

it turns the human body inside out. Which would be something like a big person-shaped mass of alimentary canal interior. Not pretty.

[Contrary1]

4. When my son was very young

he couldn't keep his body functions straight, so...
he would announce them loudly as having just:

1: Farted in his mouth
2: Burped in his pants

Needless to say, he was quite the entertainer.

[RubyDuby in GA]

5. Why belching of course

I had a belching contest yesterday with my 5 year old nephew. Needless to say, he thinks his Aunt Rubyduby is the coolest person in the world.


On edit: it was just the two of us in the car, but my family did hear about it later. They think we're both gross, but they frowned on me for some reason. :shrug:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

6. There's a name for people who say they don't fart....

Liars.
Duckie

[J-Lo Biafra]

7. Women are better belchers!

I can strip paint with my burps, in case you needed to know!

[RubyDuby in GA]

8. You could be the perfect woman for my brother

I've never heard anyone that could out do him. Simply amazing.......

[Spacemom]

9. Farting is so much more satisfying

I love it when you laugh so hard that you fart.

Anyone else ever have that happen, or am I the only freak? :D

[noonwitch]

10. Farting is much more of a relief when you have gas pain

Belching doesn't quite get rid of the pain the same way.

[RubyDuby in GA]

13. Nope

but I did let one rip while sneezing, henceforth forever to be known as the Snart.

[Magrittes Pipe]

11. Double-barreled action.

[billyskank]

12. Oh how can I choose?

It's not possible.