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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 04:39 PM
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NATALIE WOOD
Edited on Mon Dec-13-04 04:41 PM by ohiosmith
Too bad Natalie is the only wood that doesn't float!
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bobbieinok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 04:40 PM
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1. a jpke??? gross
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UdoKier Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 04:41 PM
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2. Boo hiss - raspberrries
Not especially funny then or now.

Don't even bother with the jokes about Christa McAuliffe's eye color being "blew" or NASA being Need Another Seven Astronauts.

Feh on this kind of mean joke.
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Spinzonner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 04:42 PM
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3. That's because she was petrified Wood, it doesnt float

(it's true, she was scared of water)

http://www.saviodsilva.net/ph/18.htm
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 04:43 PM
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4. Good one!
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 04:43 PM
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5. Why didn't she take a shower on the boat?
She wanted to wash ashore.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 04:44 PM
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6. Oh man!
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 04:48 PM
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10. Sorry
That was one of the first "grown up" jokes I ever memorized.
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Spider Jerusalem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 04:44 PM
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7. I already beat you to this one.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2206701
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 04:46 PM
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9. I bow before you.
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 04:45 PM
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8. Booooo!!
:spank:
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last_texas_dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-04 05:28 PM
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11. Aww man
That's just wrong.

Damn, she was beautiful...
may she rest in peace.
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