I Just Came Back from the VD Clinic. Ask Me Anything.

datasuspect

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Mon Dec-13-04 05:33 PM
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I Just Came Back from the VD Clinic. Ask Me Anything.

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Spider Jerusalem

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Mon Dec-13-04 05:35 PM
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1. Does this have anything to do with that lesion you were talking about?

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datasuspect

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Mon Dec-13-04 05:35 PM
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3. oddly enough,

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liberalnurse

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Mon Dec-13-04 05:42 PM
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9. You have a lesion???????

Huhmmmmm tell me more.......

I'm a jail nurse....nothing will surprise me......

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CO Liberal

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Mon Dec-13-04 05:49 PM
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15. Was It a French Foreign Lesion??

:-)

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datasuspect

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Mon Dec-13-04 05:50 PM
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16. jail nurse?

wow . . . i bet you could tell some stories.

the lesion turned out to be a parasitic twin

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liberalnurse

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Mon Dec-13-04 05:53 PM
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18. Yea, I've got a lot of good stories.....

Glad to hear the lesion was less intrusive.

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Solon

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Mon Dec-13-04 05:35 PM
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2. So does it still itch?

:evilgrin:

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datasuspect

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Mon Dec-13-04 05:37 PM
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only if i scratch it

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Magrittes Pipe

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Mon Dec-13-04 05:36 PM
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4. Are you negative?

Hope so.

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MisterCompletly

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Mon Dec-13-04 05:36 PM
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5. Why does it hurt when I pee?

Oui?

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liberalnurse

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Mon Dec-13-04 05:37 PM
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6. Okay......

Edited on Mon Dec-13-04 05:40 PM by liberalnurse

What color is your drainage? Does it smell? Is it frothy, creamy or brown colorerd water?

Does it hurt when you void? Is their blood? How long has this been happening?

Did you sleep with a republican?

:scared:

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Not_Giving_Up

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Mon Dec-13-04 05:38 PM
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8. ROTFLMAO @ "Did you sleep with a republican?" n/t

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Not_Giving_Up

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Mon Dec-13-04 05:37 PM
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7. What do you have?

Where did you get it?

Can you get rid of it?

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RagingInMiami

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Mon Dec-13-04 05:44 PM
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10. Did you pick it up in the lounge?

Anyone I know?

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datasuspect

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Mon Dec-13-04 05:45 PM
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11. does the lounge have a glory hole?

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Radical Activist

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Mon Dec-13-04 05:48 PM
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14. We should work on that

why not?

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cincinnati_liberal

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Mon Dec-13-04 06:00 PM
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20. HAHAHAHAHHAHA -Yeah Bush's daughters

Yeah, when the Bush Twins go to the dentist I pump them up with novicane so they can't feel me dislocate their jaw. Than you just take a peice of dry wall and super glue it to their forehead and you drill a hole.

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DainBramaged

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Mon Dec-13-04 05:45 PM
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12. They still have "VD" clinics?

Do you live in Arkansas per chance?

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datasuspect

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Mon Dec-13-04 05:47 PM
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13. i wish

nope, one state lower

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liberalnurse

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Mon Dec-13-04 05:50 PM
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17. Did they give you a shot?

Or, doxycycline tablets?

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Dukkha

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Mon Dec-13-04 05:58 PM
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19. Did you get the Q-Tip treatment?

:scared:

ugh how unpleasant that was! The closest I ever came to passing out. It makes me cringe thinking about it.

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DelawareValleyDem

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Mon Dec-13-04 06:03 PM
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21. Do they still give Wasserman tests?

Or is that now obsolete

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Mayberry Machiavelli

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Mon Dec-13-04 06:07 PM
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22. Are you going to "wrap that rascal" the next time? Assuming you have a

"rascal" to "wrap", that is...

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matcom

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Mon Dec-13-04 06:11 PM
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23. wow. and on a MESSAGE BOARD no less!

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