Funny Petition: Bring Back HUAC. It's been DUed, and it's HILARIOUS!

[Kathy in Cambridge]

Here's the GD link:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x2819176

Here is the petition. The first 200 are real names, the rest are f'in' hilarious!

http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?bbhuac&1

Hurry up before the author pulls it.

[Cush]

1. Morbo!

316. Morbo: All Constitutions are vermin in the eyes of MORBO

[ZombieNixon]

52. ::takes a bow::

:D

[Kathy in Cambridge]

2. Jenna Bush

I HUACked all over the backseat of Barbara's car this weekend.

[IowaGuy]

3. HAR!!! LOL....Warning....

if you don't have the capacity to laugh at these clowns, you might just lose it and be inspired to commit a felonious act upon a freepers body orifices...this was great....

[Kathy in Cambridge]

4. The Freeptards have visited-they're trying to make funny posts

doesn't work. :eyes:

634. Strom Thrumond they hate us for our freedom
633. Alger Hiss Pumpkin patch......still makes me laugh beyond the grave.
632. ConservativeHappyMan You stupid liberals better all go away, or else I may have to insult you using plays-on-words.
631. Elad (admin @ DUmmieunderland.com) Pleas donate to my website. I need money to feed my family. DUmmieunderland.com
630. EarlG (admin @ DUmmieunderland.com) Pleas donate to my website. I need money to feed my family. DUmmieunderland.com
629. Mr. Peabody To all those damn liberals I say "HUSH YOU".
628. Skinner (admin @ DUmmieunderland.com) Pleas donate to my website. I need money to feed my family. Please give me money. DUmmieunderland.com
627. President Rumsfeld (acting) kill em all let god sort em out
626. President Rumsfeld (acting) kill em all let god sort em out
625. God Himself George Bush is absolutely right, and I tell him so regularly.
624. The International Communist Conspiracy We spit on your petition, insignificant Republican scum! We will roll over you like a tank over a hostess twinkie! We're coming for you! We're coming to take away your guns and outlaw Christianity and teach fornication and elect Osama Bin Ladin president and hand over the govt to the UN, etc, etc, etc! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!1

[Left Is Write]

37. HAHAHAHA!

632. ConservativeHappyMan You stupid liberals better all go away, or else I may have to insult you using plays-on-words.

Ooh. Hurt me again with that razor-sharp wit. :eyes:

[liberalhistorian]

56. Oh, for God's sake,

those idiots are nowhere near as creative and witty as we were! I was laughing so hard reading DUers names and comments, it's one of the funniest things I've ever seen!

[Kathy in Cambridge]

5. kick

[lenidog]

6. Most of the good names were taken

But I didn't see Leon Trotsky so I signed for him

[Kathy in Cambridge]

7. Hee hee

I need to go to an obscure Nazi website and find some names...

[lenidog]

8. Here is a couple

Reinhard Heydrich
Sepp Dietrich
Kurt Peiper
Ilsa Koch
Theodor Eicke
Kurt Meyer
Otto Skorzeny

and a really obscure one Leon Degrelle.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

10. Ilsa Koch aka "Ilsa She-Wolf of the SS"

[lenidog]

14. Also known as

by the inmates of her husbands concentration c camp as the "Bitch of Buchenwald."

[lenidog]

9. Here is a couple

Reinhard Heydrich
Sepp Dietrich
Kurt Peiper
Ilsa Koch
Theodor Eicke
Kurt Meyer
Otto Skorzeny

and a really obscure one Leon Degrelle.

[Wat_Tyler]

11. Leon Degrelle was the Belgian Nazi, wasn't he?

Off the top of my head, there's Vikdun Quisling and Lord Haw-Haw.

[lenidog]

13. You know your history

Not to many people recognize his name. Hitler said of him that if he ever had a son he wanted him to be like Degrelle.

[Wat_Tyler]

15. It's a compelling subject,

horrifying, but compelling.

[lenidog]

17. I know what you mean

I am finishing my Masters in modern European history focusing on the first half of the 20th century, the rise of Communism, Fascism, and Nazism. Its horrifying but still compelling. The scariest thing is that there are those who still believe and its not just leftovers from that time.

[DS1]

12. One of the best lists I've ever seen

Gozer the Gozeriam - Choose the form of the destructor!

[Kathy in Cambridge]

16. I hope you add your sig to the petition!

:evilgrin:

[Kathy in Cambridge]

18. FReeptard No Teefus

I ain't got no teefus in mah mouth cuz I ated all the taffy.

A Dingo Ate My FReeper A FReeper ate my Dingus.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

19. kick for the day crowd

it's toooo funny

[NewJeffCT]

20. I put in Qing Jiang

wife of Mao Zedong. Couldn't think of a snappy one liner, though.

[underpants]

21. See Judith Regan's signature #439

Too funny

[Longgrain]

22. I thank Patrick Swayze for signing.

Wolverines!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I needed a good laugh!

[Crankie Avalon]

23. Hahahaha!!!

"The Bring Back HUAC Petition to U.S. Congress, Attorney General, President Bush was created by and written by Judson Cox ([e-mail]). The petition is hosted here at www.PetitionOnline.com as a public service."

The kid who typed (I can't say "wrote") this little "petition" is unintentionally hilarious. I did a quick search and found this little bio he came up with for himself:

"JUDSON COX

Judson Cox is a political columnist from the mountains of North Carolina. He is quickly gaining recognition as one of the most popular and influential voices of his generation. As a college student, President of the Foundation for Conservative American Values and Editor In Chief of the North Carolina Conservative (soon to be North Carolina’s largest circulation newspaper) he has a unique perspective on matters of politics, economics and culture."

He's "one of the most influential voices of his generation!" Editor of what is "soon to be N.C.'s largest circulation newspaper..." I guess "soon" means the day after Tish A'bub. :7

[Longgrain]

24. I just signed it as Sartre

Looks like the number's grown in the last few minutes. Now it's up to 907 signatures...}(

[Longgrain]

25. Kick

Signed it again!;)

[LynneSin]

26. Why are all the ads for meeting Iranian women

:shrug:

[LynneSin]

27. I like #932 with the link to the group photo

[Longgrain]

28. Kick

Maybe we can get this thing up to 1000 today! }(

[Lisa0825]

29. OMIGOD! That is SO damn funny! (nt)

[Longgrain]

30. Kick...

Because this is too funny...
they're up to 950 signatures...
Let's help them reach 1000!}(

[da_chimperor]

31. Holy shit, 952 signatures? I hit it back in the 200's

:wow:

[MissMillie]

32. I particularly like this one

340.Ghengis Khan Man, this is even too far to the right for ME!

[MissMillie]

33. this one is terrific too

359.Alberto Gonzales As the leading nominee for attorney general, I feel that HUAC is a good idea, since the Bill of Rights, like the Geneva Convention, is, in this day and age, a quaint and antiquated document.

[Longgrain]

34. Hi

I think I just heard from you...:hi: from Gardner!

[Redneck Socialist]

35. Wow this blew up!

Last I checked we'd got it up to 400 something. Good work DU!

[nickgutierrez]

36. The first 200 are real?

Wow.

Check #44.

A sampling, and this is not out of context: "SOME BLACKS CAN CHANGE THEIR WAYS LIKE GAYS, BUT MOST DO NOT."

:wow:

[Kathy in Cambridge]

38. kick

[Longgrain]

39. Whoa!

It's up to 961 now...It was barely 905 this morning...

It pays to advertise on DU:thumbsup:

[Rob H.]

40. Heh.

"Mister Miyagi - HUACs on, HUACs off"

[Droolian]

41. Let 'em try. I'd love to see them try McCarthyism today.

[NewJeffCT]

42. it would probably work better

Now, the person that stood up & said "at long last, have you no shame" would find himself torn to pieces by Rove, Fox News, Limbaugh, etc until he or she had little credibility left.

[Droolian]

43. Their position is shakier than you might think.

Their strength hinges on the illusion that they are standing up for 'real American values' - if they push that too far, they may come undone.

[NewJeffCT]

44. may come undone

May is the key word. Bush was supposed to be the worst president in history and he won by 3.5 million votes (e-voting issues aside)

their hold on the media is only going to get stronger with them running all branches of government.

[Droolian]

45. Yeah, 'may' is the key.

But many things that seemed invulnerable at one point fell in the end. Who can predict even a day in advance?

[Longgrain]

46. It's at 980 now!

Hee-hee-hee.

[Sanity Claws]

47. My favorite

776. lizzy borden I gave em 40 huac's



The signatures to this petition are so funny! Ijust wish I could think of something as clever to add.

[Redneck Socialist]

48. Man, we're really starting to repeat ourselves

Need to find a Big Book of Bad Guys somewhere and come up with some more names.

[Longgrain]

49. 10 away from 1000!

I can't Wait until the attorney general sees this...heehee

[BiggJawn]

50. r. dogren (Nr. 243) is a hoot...

"jail all those who disagree with our president. freedom is at stake here,we must not waver in our convitions. god is on our side my fellow americans. jail them all"

Yeah, "Freedom is at stake here", so JAIL anyone audacious enough to exercise Freedom of Speech by disagreeing with our Pretzeldent...Guess his shift key is busted, too. "god" won't be on your side long unless you start capitalizing His name, Freep-wad...

People like this should be DAMN glad they were BORN here, because they sure as Hell are too fucking STUPID to pass the TEST to become citzens!

"FReePdom" is at stake is more like it...

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

51. Check #1009 (nt)

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

53. this thing is so addictive

i've wasted too much time today playing with it

[NoodleBoy]

54. wow

this is just... wow.

[yardwork]

55. This is so funny - I can't believe they haven't locked it or pulled it

Maybe the list owner is out of town. What a surprise when he/she returns! ha ha ha!

[blondeatlast]

60. He's still around. Google "Judson Cox," and yes, that is his real name.

And that really is a tabbed link at the top of his site for Alan Keyes.

I am NOT making this up.

[blondeatlast]

61. He's still around. Google "Judson Cox," and yes, that is his real name.

And that really is a tabbed link at the top of his site for Alan Keyes.

I am NOT making this up.

[Beaverhausen]

57. OH MY GOD!!! this is great.

1031. Bernard Kerick And I just deported my maid

1030. Bernard Kerick's Maid And I just vacuumed up your cat's hairball (in spanish)


1029. Your Cat I just huac'd up a hairball on your new carpet.

[nicolemrw]

58. i just signed as yog sothoth

number 1040.

[Longgrain]

59. I saw this this morning and there were only

905 five signatures...now these almost 1050

Pretty good DU:thumbsup:

[Kathy in Cambridge]

62. kick

[Kathy in Cambridge]

63. kick

[Kathy in Cambridge]

64. Shit! 1,070 signatures!

[nicolemrw]

65. 1073 now

:evilgrin:

[Kathy in Cambridge]

66. 1,075

[steely]

67. HA HA HA HA - ohhh man I needed this.

I'm 1081, call me Harry - HA HA HAHAHAHAH

Thanks Kathy

on edit..
just great - reminds me of the Nat Lamp 1964 Yearbook parody with all of the funny names: Chuck Roast, G. Purrscreepers, Ray D. Aiter, Clark Barr, X. Ray Specs, Hugh G. Rection, Pete Moss, etc.

I LOVED that mag'

[sakabatou]

68. I believe

Darth Vader
Emperor Palpatine
Lord Voldemort
Lord Saurmon
Lord Saruman
Satan
Darth Maul
Jefferson Davis
Jim Crow

have signed it.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

69. Shit-they shut down the signature view!

:-(

[DS1]

70. It's up

someone's going after Slinkerwink now. :shrug:

[FDRrocks]

71. Is that really slinkerwink posting on there?

Has she gone militant? :)

"How DARE you suggest having S*X with a womyn! A MAN having S*X with a womyn is always RAPE because MEN are the oppressors!"

Funny stuff.

[WMliberal]

72. haha, someone sign as a tombstoned DUer

I obviously can't name names... but it's funny for those who remember the ol' flame wars.
This is almost as good as sorryeverybody.com was for us after the election!

on edit: I just noticed that I said "name names" in a McCarthy thread. haha! :silly:

[Baja Margie]

73. I'm 1090, Felix Arellano.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

74. kick for the morning crowd

[Kathy in Cambridge]

75. Who is Joel Pfyffer?

:shrug:

[Guaranteed]

76. We DESTROYED it.

LOL! Nice job, folks.

[guitar man]

77. 248

"Hugh Jass" bwahahaha!!!!!

Edit to add:

392-

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

This is a really good petition... FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!

[nicolemrw]

78. kick

just cause its still there...