Does Your Cat Ever Give You Messages?

[short bus president]

What does kitty tell you to do?

[Gothic Sponge]

1. My cats give me stock tips

:silly:

[zoeb]

2. My cat tips the stockings. n/t

[clarisse1956]

8. We have a "autistic" cat

He's not quite there. He gets lost in a corner. We have to put him in the litter box because he can't find it. But we know when he comes at us, screeching loudly, that it is time for his gorilla. We have a stuffed gorilla that he thinks is his girlfriend and he will "show it affection" for about an hour and then fall over and go to sleep.

[Placebo]

3. HaHa, you bastard.

:kick: :nuke:

[Maddy McCall]

4. Get off your ass and feed me, goddam it!

That's what the little witch tells me to do.

[parasim]

5. Yeah, mine does...

But I can't read them.

[Der Blaue Engel]

6. He tells me to burn things

[Inland]

7. Well, she gives me THIS message, which I don't much appreciate....

[JimmyJazz]

11. I just saw that pic the other day - it's hilarious!

[kedrys]

9. Yes, telepathically.

It's usually something on the order of "The service continues to suck; I have not received proper worship or offerings of food for 10 minutes now." :D

[WestHoustonDem]

10. Hey mom! You should see what the other three cats just did

I swear I had nothing to do with it! I told them not to!

[arwalden]

12. She'll Answer The Phone... But Always Forgets To Tell Me Who Called.

Stupid cat!

[miss_kitty]

13. my kitties speak to me from The Great Beyond

they're saying "Keep the dog! Keep the dog!" (in whispery, ghostie voices, of course.

[short bus president]

16. You're CERTAIN they're not saying

"Suck your toes! Suck your toes!" in ghostly voices? :P

[miss_kitty]

17. I have that message on 'Ignore'

'Hide Thread' has a whole different meaning to cats.

[NV Whino]

14. I have alarm cats

rather than an alarm clock. Makes no difference that there is food in their bowls. At a certain time they insist that I get up and put (more) food in the bowls.

They also are watch cats. They let me know when a stranger is around.

[Fleurs du Mal]

15. "Hey Food Boy!! Rise and shine, time to eat, scratch, and strut!"

[Merlot]

18. Come take a nap with us...

I think they're trying to turn me into a big cat. The three of them love to have a human to cuddle with. They lull me into naps when I don't want them, and compel me to eat fish every night.

Help!

[yellowdogintexas]

19. I have the same problem . If I head for my bathroom during the

day, I can't look at my bed because there they are, sirens of the waterbed, luring me into a snuggly warm cuddle with at least two sweet little kitty boys, and sometimes three.

I get to sleep and then they get up an go do something else