Lone_Wolf_Moderate
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Mon Dec-13-04 11:53 PM
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Poll question: A deep philosophical question: |
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Imagine if you could have a guaranteed income of $50 million dollars, per year, for the rest of your natural life. The only exception is that you would have to wear a green, pink, and orange colored fanny pack, for the rest of your natural life. During special dress-up occasions (i.e. church, dinner parties, etc), you could take it off, and when you needed to not wear clothes (bathing, sex, etc), you could take it off. However, when dressing casually, you'd have to wear it. Well?
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Mon Dec-13-04 11:55 PM
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1. I will refer to it as my "financial fanny". |
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Mon Dec-13-04 11:58 PM
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2. But not a penny less...50 mil is my rock bottom sell out price n/t |
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Tue Dec-14-04 12:01 AM
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3. If I made 50 mil a year.... |
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I would have "special dress-up occasions" every god damn day!
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Tue Dec-14-04 12:01 AM
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Edited on Tue Dec-14-04 12:05 AM by tasteblind
Is this some kind of freep smokeout thread? ;)
Uhn-uhn.
On edit:
$50 Million can't buy your dignity back!
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Tue Dec-14-04 12:12 AM
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6. but it can buy everything else... |
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and besides it's not so much your dignity that would take the biggest loss so much as your pride....
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Tue Dec-14-04 06:12 PM
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Tue Dec-14-04 12:11 AM
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I could be getting 50 million for what I'm wearing right now?! ;]
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Tue Dec-14-04 12:12 AM
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7. A BETTER question is..... |
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what is the LEAST you would wear your fanny pack for......$50 million I would wear it to a black tie affair with my Harry Winston diamonds.
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Tue Dec-14-04 12:14 AM
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8. Strap it on me and let the party start ! |
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Tue Dec-14-04 12:17 AM
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9. This is like one of "What would you do for a dollar"... |
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from "The Adventures of Pete and Pete." :crazy:
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Tue Dec-14-04 12:17 AM
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10. This is like one of "What would you do for a dollar"... |
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from "The Adventures of Pete and Pete." :crazy:
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Tue Dec-14-04 12:36 AM
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11. I'd hire minions to tell me how good I look |
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have advertising campaign to create new fad, and hire hitmen to kill you and anyone else who refused to compliment my stylish fannypack.
Money solves everything.
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Tue Dec-14-04 12:44 AM
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Tue Dec-14-04 12:43 AM
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12. Fuck, I'd do that for like $20 |
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Tue Dec-14-04 12:43 AM
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13. This question seriously made me explode laughing |
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For some reason, the mental image hit my funny bone in exactly the right spot.
Stil LMAO...
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Tue Dec-14-04 12:49 AM
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15. Please, sir, might I have matching shoes? |
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Tue Dec-14-04 06:25 PM
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17. Easily. I'm a social pariah anyway, so what the hell? |
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