Joke to tell Bush supporters

[bobweaver]

Sorry if this is a dupe.

George W. Bush died and tried to get into heaven, but was told there was no room, he had to go to hell instead. So Bush went to hell (we all knew that was going to happen anyway.) When he arrived in hell, the devil told him there were 3 rooms he could go into. He would have to choose carefully which room, because it would be for all eternity. Bush looked in the first room, and saw Colin Powell sitting in a jacuzzi, drinking a mai-tai. "Hmmm... that looks nice," said Bush. Then he looked in the second room and saw Donald Rumsfeld laying on a table getting massaged by 3 beautiful young women. "Hey... that looks even better," said Bush. But just to make sure, he checked in room #3. He opened the door and looked in, and saw Bill Clinton getting a blowjob from Monica Lewinsky. "Wow," said Bush, if it's going to be for all eternity, THAT'S the room I want to be in!" So, having made his decision, Bush went back to the devil. "OK I decided," he said. "I'll take room #3." The devil then picked up his phone and said, "All right, Monica, you can go home now."

[The Doctor.]

1. Uuuughhhhhhh!

Methinks Bubba would protest... but I suppose if he's in Hell...

[fortyfeetunder]

2. Hell, he can't even handle a pretzel!

can be trusted with anything bigger and harder?

[bobweaver]

4. You have inside information on Clinton's pretzel?

[fortyfeetunder]

5. Haven't been there and not going there!

[Hieronymus]

3. OMG, I love this...........

actually, I think Bush would love it. :bounce: