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Tue Dec-14-04 01:50 AM
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| Poll question: how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? |
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Edited on Tue Dec-14-04 01:57 AM by pres2032
He's chucking Logs
Canadian woodchuck
nice cool fall one
no gender woodchuck
What's the wood for on this particular occasion?
making a fort for a kid wood chuck
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Tue Dec-14-04 01:54 AM
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| 1. Not enough information |
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5 or 10 or 100 what?
Logs? Cords? Pounds?
Canadian or American woodchuck?
Hot summer day, or nice cool fall one?
Male/female/other woodchuck?
What's the wood for on this particular occasion?
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Tue Dec-14-04 01:55 AM
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edited it to my original post
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Tue Dec-14-04 02:07 AM
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I voted for 42455345
Thank you for the additional info. :D
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Tue Dec-14-04 02:12 AM
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Tue Dec-14-04 01:56 AM
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Tue Dec-14-04 02:08 AM
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...chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could, if a wood chuck would chuck wood.
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Tue Dec-14-04 02:10 AM
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Tue Dec-14-04 02:28 AM
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| 14. Damn, that shoulda been my answer! |
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Tue Dec-14-04 02:13 AM
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| 9. How big is the woodchuck? |
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And, what does chucking involve - tossing wood?
Is s/he a Democrat or Republican?
Is s/he wearing a weight lifter belt?
Does s/he work out?
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Tue Dec-14-04 02:16 AM
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| 10. the wood chuck weighs 22 pounds and is 2 ft when standing |
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democrat of course
they don't need belts.
doesn't tossing wood count as working out??
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Tue Dec-14-04 02:22 AM
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| 13. Thank you! Now, based on my calculations, |
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HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW?!
:crazy:
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Tue Dec-14-04 02:19 AM
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| 11. make sure the Woodchuck is wearing protective eye wear |
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just like some dork on a t.v. show about woodchucking.
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Tue Dec-14-04 02:21 AM
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| 12. there's a show about woodchucking????? |
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Tue Dec-14-04 03:19 AM
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| 15. Would I be rude in saying |
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what is the wood chuck doing chucking his wood?
Does he wear glasses?
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Tue Dec-14-04 03:31 AM
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| 16. I can only get about a cord-and-a-half on my pick-up... |
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So put me down for about an hour-and-a-quarter worth.
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