Who wants to be my pal?

[Neoma]

i seem to lack friends on DU

i do have limits though

1)Must not be a flamer (you know who you are)

2)Must hate bush for everything he stands for

yeah i think thats all the limits..

feel free to post junk about yourself and i may just invite you!

[pres2032]

1. hey, i'll be your pal

let's see, i'm not a flamer and i do hate bush for everything he stands for. I can come up with some witty threads and posts. I be a college student on my last year (went really quick!). um, don't know what all you want. How about you share and we see if we're a match!

:hi:

[Neoma]

3. yeah! your invited my friend

[pres2032]

5. whoo hoo!

:toast: :toast: :party: :pals:

[Kenneth ken]

2. do I hafta pay?

is this a paypal thing? :P

wariness is my primary character trait.

[Neoma]

4. no its a free service to all humankind to try and 'buddy' with other nerds

[Kenneth ken]

9. lets me out

sorry, not a nerd.

:hi:

I guess I'll just continue on my misanthropic way. There's friendly people here, I'm sure you'll find enough willing pals you won't notice my absence. And I may post on some of your threads anyway, 'cause I'm like that. :D

[Neoma]

17. 'Computer nerds' are completely different

they are just on the computer allot and/or type faster then speak.

[donheld]

6. I have no official friends at DU

:cry:

[Neoma]

7. There ya go pal!

your invited

cheer up you can message me anytime!

[donheld]

10. Aw thank you kindly

[Radical Activist]

8. are you paying?

I do offer a professional friend service.

I may do it free for you, just this once.

[Neoma]

11. i'm i paying?

naa..i'm broke

you can pay me though..

[yorgatron]

13. am i a flamer?

sometimes i'm not so sure :shrug:

[Radical Activist]

14. well...

I'm kind of broke too so I can't pay, but I'd still like to be your pal anyway. :D

[Neoma]

16. ok ..pal

ur on my buddy list.

[Zomby Woof]

12. From the DU Rules

"Do not talk negatively about an individual in a thread where they are not participating. Do not start a new discussion thread with the purpose of "calling out" another member or picking a fight with another member."


Whomever this "flamer" may be, you do not have the right to call them out, in this new thread, even by implication. ;-)

[Neoma]

15. ooh..

uhhh...that was a joke but ok.

[roguevalley]

18. come and sit by me, honey. I like your standards

[Neoma]

20. ok roguevalley

pal you are

[Baja Margie]

19. I need a pal.

:bounce:

[Neoma]

21. and you have one

[fleabert]

22. Hey! I thought we had quite a nice time that morning with

the dancing thread!

do I still need to apply?

[Neoma]

23. already have applyed!

[fleabert]

24. I will assume it was accepted with open arms!

:hug:

[donheld]

25. Ok forgive my ignorance

how do you add a friend?

[pres2032]

26. click on the second icon on the right,

it looks like a floppy disk, of the person you want on your buddy list.

[ElectroPrincess]

27. Sure, I need someone to "stand in" for a friend ...

Wanna play, Tiger? ROTFL <I know tacky but it's 4:38AM here>

[ElectroPrincess]

28. Oh excuse my inane humor ...

No disrespect to your person ... No, absolutely not, no flame.

I'm just bored and catting around. ;)

[sans qualia]

29. I need constant love and attention or I'll start to suspect that you

secretly hate me and wish I was dead and then I'll start to resent you for it, until you acknowledge my existence, at which point I'll adore you again. If that doesn't bother you, I'll be your friend! :D

[bloodyjack]

30. What is the point of the friends list

anyway, I'll be your...friend?

do you like funny books

[Qanisqineq]

31. I don't have any friends on DU either

I'm a threadkiller (once I post, the whole thing dies) and my threads usually sink like a stone.

Been here a year and not a single friend. But then I don't have any friends in real life either since I moved to a new state this summer.

"Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I think I'll go eat worms"

For me --> :nopity:

[jdots]

32. i will be your eternal pal

if you poat a picture of your shmengdar flashing the bird to bushkin.