Killer Pussy Cat Terrorizes Entire Suburb

[matcom]

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DESPITE being named after UN Secretary General and Nobel peace prize laureate Kofi Annan, Kofi the Bengal cat is far from a pacifist, and has left a whole London suburb in fear.

The feline with a feral attitude stands accused of traumatising the area's pets and their owners, and is even suspected of 'murdering' a four-legged neighbour.

"He's a bastard - the Rottweiler of the cat world," Brian Coombes, who started an action group to rid the streets of the prowling terror, told London's Evening Standard.

Jerry Corda-Stanley claims his Seeko was killed by Kofi.

After disappearing, the cat returned "blinded" and with her face "ripped up". "She'd been left for dead and had to be put down. It was very sad," he mourned.

http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,11685545%255E13762,00.html

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. I shouldn't be laughing....but I am.

That's sadly hysterical. Kofi is "far from a pacifist"....:hi:

[underpants]

2. Nicollette Sheridan?

:bounce:

[matcom]

3. YES!!!!

THAT IS FANTASTIC!!!!!

[underpants]

4. YES!!

God it would be terrible to have to UNDERgo such terror.