How bad does Christopher Hitchens smell?

[RandomKoolzip]

[terrya]

1. The stench of booze. LOTS of booze.

If you like that kind of thing, Chris is your man!

[RandomKoolzip]

2. Here's a quote from "Hitchy-poo" himself:

From The Trial of Henry Kissinger by Christopher Hitchens:

"His own lonely impunity is rank: it smells to heaven."

Of course, it's about someone else. It always is.

[terrya]

3. Of course.

He's a self-aggrandizing creep. Turned right wing after Iraq. "Hitch" is all about himself.

[miss_kitty]

20. he was right wing long before Iraq

He named a source during the Ken Starr Witch Trial time-I can't remember who or what it was about-wait it was "Christopher Hitchens's decision to submit an affidavit to the House managers contradicting Sidney Blumenthal's sworn denial that he passed misleading allegations to the press" that marked the noticeable beginning of the decline of him. Jan-Feb 1999 (How Hitchens Suckered Himself, by Alexander Cockburn http://www.thenation.com/doc.mhtml?i=19990308&s=cockburn ) but he comes by the RW shit honestly-his brother has been a Tory POS all along.

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. Nothing smells like my farts. Nothing.

[dolo amber]

5. Maybe a burning lake of sulfur

Hedges' farts make Satan cry. :cry:

[Magrittes Pipe]

7. Pass the vindaloo and beer.

Mmmmm.... Vindaloo and beer.

[RandomKoolzip]

6. Dennis Hastert's "taint" probably comes close.

And you know why they call it a "taint," don't you?

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. Because 'taint chewing gum, and 'taint a burnished brass door handle?

[RandomKoolzip]

10. No, cuz it 'taint a corkscrew and it 'taint a 70,000 mile powertrain

warranty.

[DS1]

9. A frat house carpet, a recently extinguised cig, BO, and

pre-compressed hot dog ingredients left out in the Iraqi sun.

[Khephra]

11. A wet dog that rolled in horseshit

that was also pissed on by a cat and sprayed by a skunk.

[RandomKoolzip]

12. Or my grandfather's breath after drinking tomato juice.

Bleh.

[Khephra]

13. Well, we'll just have you grandfather hold the dog

I hadn't quite reached the level of stench I was going for. Maybe with your grandfather's help we can be accurate about Chris' odor.

[Philostopher]

14. Oh, good! You included 'the sweat from a gin drunk.'

Because really you dare not talk of Snitchens without the smell of juniper processed through his overwrought liver, do you? I know I don't!

[RandomKoolzip]

15. Yeah...Michael Moore may be a slob, but at least he doesn't

have a liver the size and color of an eggplant or the odor to go with it.

[Philostopher]

16. Well, and Moore didn't start out a neoliberal

and then become a neoconservative as soon as the winds in his head started blowing a different direction through the juniper hedge.

[RandomKoolzip]

17. Yah. Although I'm sure MM can get pretty ripe on occasion, odor-wise.

I've never seen him in "summerwear."

[MisterP]

18. flop-sweat, common sweat, gin sweat, gin, incontinence, gin, cigarettes,

Ann Coulter, formaldehyde, gin, gin, acetone, sherry, gin, schnapps, gin, preprocessed meat leavings, gin

[RandomKoolzip]

19. You know, when you drink that much gin, you rarely have

solid bowel movements. And I'm sure he ALWAYS gets up from his barstool before he unloads (right.)

And it's obvious from his hair that you won't find much smapoo in his bathroom.

[Logansquare]

21. He should wash his hair once a year

whether it needs it or not.