Misanthropic Liberals...this thread's for you!

[dolo amber]

Would you rather observe nature from a distance, rather than be out in it, what with the bugs and scary goo and such? Is your main incentive for being a Liberal hatred of Republicans? Do you long for the days of blue-collar, monopoly-bustin' union rioting in the streets? Do you despise the "thank you evil overlords, may I have another...this time with no vaseline?" mindset of the current crop of spineless lefties in power?

Here's to you, my brothas and sistas... :toast:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

1. its true...i do hate most people

however i would like to see them fed, clothed with health insurance and shelter.

weird!

[dolo amber]

6. Me too....and it IS weird, innit?

Some sociology student could have a field day with us. :D

[La Lioness Priyanka]

9. tee hee hee....i was a socio minor in college

and a psych major...i am eternally amused at myself

[Magrittes Pipe]

14. If they're not destitute, you don't have to feel bad about hating them.

Food, shelter, and medicine for everyone! :bounce:

[Politicub]

22. Me too!!

I don't get myself. Strange.

[Lilith Velkor]

37. I'm weird that way too

I don't want to see others suffer, just don't want to talk to them.

[MsAnthropy]

2. Yes, yes, yes and yes

[mike_c]

3. all except "nature from a distance...."

I like bugs and scary goo better than most human beings. Now please stop posting messages that end up on my computer.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

4. Does pachouly disqualify me?

[dolo amber]

7. Nah...I know you're a complete bastard

The patchouli just makes you a completely stinky bastard. :loveya: ;)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

12. One of the draws of pachouly is how it pisses of the straights!

and mixes with my man-scent

[Magrittes Pipe]

16. Damn dirty hippy.

:grr:

[Beware the Beast Man]

5. here, here!

and let's drop any pretense of reality, if it doesn't fit within our ideology! :toast:

[dolo amber]

10. Much like there's no crying in baseball...

There's no room for reality in politics. ;)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

13. Up with the absurd!

[MichaelHarris]

8. I'm afraid to post

I have the heebie geebies

[Feathered Fish]

11. Yep

I'm with you dolo amber. I like equality, and even though I'm not partial to bugs and sticky goo, it needs to be protected from (shudder) steel, and pollution. :hi:

[rbnyc]

15. Main reason for being a Democrat is hatred of Republicans...

...main reason for being a Liberal is love for non-republicans, and for life in general.

[DS1]

17. My definition of liberalism?

Greasing up Republicans with cayenne pepper injected vaseline then dropping them down the wells they lobbied to remain unsealed for them to starve to death - assuming they don't eat the e. Coli and Salmonella infested meat they allow big meat packing industries to ship I'll be topping off said well with. Note, said Republicans will be stacked head to toe at a mimimum three deep and as the first one tries to eat his or her way out of the mess o putrid mechanically separated meat by-product, the other two can eat what "filters" through.

And then to top it off, I'll plant a tree over them and have a Commie Cuban witch-doctor curse their souls to be forever trapped within said tree, naturally a weeping willow.

Years later, I'd hire some Union carpenters to cut it down and build furniture for the disadvantaged, making sure the knurled knots of screaming souls was nicely sanded and stained for all to see.

[dolo amber]

19. Will the witch doctor be homosexual?

Because otherwise, I don't think it's quite evil enough. :evilgrin:

[DS1]

27. The witch-doctor will have just returned from Club Hedonism

where not only did he engage in every act of deviant sex imaginable, he will have performed no less than three gay marriages and registered the newlyweds Democrats.

[dolo amber]

28. Well then!

That should do it! :toast:

[DS1]

29. Let the feasting begin!

:7

[SOteric]

32. Perky dude, aintchya?

:hi:

[dolo amber]

33. Now what would make you

look on this, of all threads, for a DS1 post? :7

[SOteric]

34. We're using him

as a cabana boy in the moderator hot tub. I needed a towel.

:hi:

[DS1]

35. I feel so...

needed :7

[Magrittes Pipe]

18. I hate many people.

But I hate you most of all, dolo amber.

[dolo amber]

20. My work here is done.

:)

[Donkeyboy75]

21. I can find a reason to hate anyone.

So fuck you, Dolo! For as of yet undetermined reasons. :grr:

[dolo amber]

23. Awww...that's just precious

Did you learn that in "How to not sound like a wimpy Liberal" class at your posh preppy college? :loveya:

[Magrittes Pipe]

24. I think he read it on the label of his cashmere sweater.

[Donkeyboy75]

25. And I hate you too.

You like Yoko Ono's music. :nuke:

[Magrittes Pipe]

26. Yes, but YOU like her GLASSES.

:puke:

[dolo amber]

30. I don't get it.

:shrug:

[Magrittes Pipe]

31. Neither do I.

:cry:

[RandomKoolzip]

36. Not me.

In all seriousness, I have a great love for (most of) humanity*, and that's why I'm a liberal. I support the political ideology which does the most good for the greatest amount of people; thus, liberalism.

I hate republicans, but that's not the impetus behind by political beliefs.


I used to be a terrible misanthope (ask Josh Chavez) but that's someone else's problem now. Now I maintain a cautious optimism, probably because I'm a contrarian more than anything; if the future looked bright and things were just ducky, I'd be claiming that voluntary human extinction is the only answer.


(* This does not include Techno pushers)

[Droolian]

38. I want to burn all the business suits and ties I can find at the solstice

offer it up as a tribute to the God of MAMMON. Your time is coming, Greedhead.

[RandomKoolzip]

40. Man, you must be fried.

Get back under that tortoise shell. Capatalism is GOOD, it's when it's allowed to run unregulated that it causes trouble.


No more of that anti-capatalist stuff. Just because someone wears a business suit doesn't mean they're evil. It's this kind of stuff that makes the Dem party look like whiny, angry anarchist fools.

I'm alerting on you.

[Droolian]

41. I don't object - karma will have its way.

[Mojambo]

39. Humanity just isn't worth the effort

We are not fixable.

My plan is to just get through this life as quickly and quietly as possible.