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received via email :D
>A GIRLS PRAYER > >Lord, Before I lay me down to sleep, >I pray for a man, who's not a creep, >One who's handsome, smart and strong, >One who's loves to listen long, >One who thinks before he speaks, >When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks. >I pray that he is gainfully employed, >And when I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed. >Pulls out my chair and opens my door, >Massages my back and begs to do more. >Oh! send me a man who'll make love to my mind, >Knows what to answer to "How big's my behind?" >One who'll make love till my body's a'twitchin, >In the hall, in the garden and in the kitchen! >I pray that this man will love me to no end, >And never attempt to hit on my friend. > > > A GUY'S PRAYER: >Lord, I pray for a nympho >with huge boobs, >owns a liquor store >and likes to fish. > > >Amen
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Tue Dec-14-04 12:44 PM
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Tue Dec-14-04 12:53 PM
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Tue Dec-14-04 12:57 PM
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3. I wouldn't even need the liquor store or liking to fish |
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but, then I'd have my ex-wife before we got married...
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Tue Dec-14-04 01:00 PM
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4. Why do they all pray for a nympho |
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But when I get them, I'm always left begging for some lovin'? :wtf:
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Tue Dec-14-04 01:08 PM
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prior to getting married to my now ex-wife, I sometimes did have trouble keeping up with her hyperactive sex drive... that's probably where we had our biggest arguments.
of course, after we got married, it was like somebody flipped the switch from on to off.
So, I always say - "be careful what you wish for, you may get it."
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Tue Dec-14-04 01:01 PM
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Tue Dec-14-04 01:16 PM
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Tue Dec-14-04 01:17 PM
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Tue Dec-14-04 01:18 PM
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Tue Dec-14-04 01:19 PM
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10. And now you demand sex?! |
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What's become of this place?
:cry:
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Tue Dec-14-04 01:25 PM
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11. no, i demand a discount on my Dewars |
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Tue Dec-14-04 01:38 PM
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12. A discount on Dewars? |
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Doesn't matter... you're still sexist and that's bad bad bad!
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Tue Dec-14-04 01:39 PM
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Tue Dec-14-04 01:44 PM
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14. You're a sexy sexist... |
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and it's still bad!
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And don't call me tits!
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Tue Dec-14-04 01:44 PM
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15. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm |
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tttttttiiiiiiiitttttttttssssssssssssss
luv your butt too BABE :P
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Tue Dec-14-04 01:48 PM
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16. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NOOOOOOOOOOOO! |
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Tue Dec-14-04 02:13 PM
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17. oh, don't get me wrong..... i LOVE WOMEN!!! |
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Tue Dec-14-04 02:16 PM
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18. Oooooooh... nice body! Who's that? |
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Tue Dec-14-04 02:21 PM
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It was better before I saw her face.
DAMMIT! YOU ARE CORRUPTING ME!
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Tue Dec-14-04 02:23 PM
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21. rrrrrrrriiiiiiiggggggghhhhhhhhttttttttt |
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Tue Dec-14-04 02:29 PM
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22. Yeah well that's my story and I'm sticking to it. |
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For now, anyway. I would post something, but everything I have is probably over the line. Oh here's something
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Tue Dec-14-04 02:30 PM
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Tue Dec-14-04 02:29 PM
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Edited on Tue Dec-14-04 02:30 PM by Misunderestimator
Oh forget it
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Tue Dec-14-04 02:31 PM
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25. no, the Lesbian prayer was EXCELLENT!! |
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Tue Dec-14-04 05:57 PM
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Tue Dec-14-04 06:02 PM
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27. You sick, sexist bastard! |
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:nuke:
But you're still sexy, though.
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Tue Dec-14-04 06:14 PM
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Tue Dec-14-04 07:29 PM
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30. Well I'm sure you're quite welcome |
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Tue Dec-14-04 08:44 PM
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31. this is all i have to say |
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Wed Dec-15-04 01:52 AM
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32. With my current DU status |
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I couldn't possibly touch this post with a 10 foot pole. I'll just add this; Very good post Matcom, the family photos were great, would love to see more.
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