What is the very first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?

[terrya]

[justinsb]

1. Open my eyes usually.

[InvisibleTouch]

2. Let one or both dogs out.

Then crawl to the coffee machine. :)

[auburngrad82]

37. I have five to throw out of the house.

Then it's coffee time.

[histohoney]

3. How to say this

I visit the ladies room first, dear.

[skygazer]

4. Go back to sleep.

[ohiosmith]

5. Take inventory.

[blue sky at night]

6. listen to the radio........AAR morning Sedition,

then get up and let both dogs out.

[hyphenate]

7. pee eom

[mike_c]

8. very predictable....

Visit toilet, feed cats and let them out, make coffee, check the news on DU while drinking coffee, work for a couple of hours if I have an 8:00 AM class, pretty much in that order....

[tg]

9. Push the cat out of my face

[Richardo]

13. WTG, Hungry Joe...

;-)

[Feathered Fish]

10. Smoke a cigarette while making coffee

[redqueen]

11. hehehehehehehehe

:evilgrin:

I mean... I use the restroom... yeah.

[SpecialK84]

12. weigh my options ...

how much do I really need to get up?

Make a mental checklist of the pro's vs con's and/or excuses to avoid class/work/etc.

Then, usually go back to sleep.

[sniffa]

14. acknowLedge the wood

;)

[Gothic Sponge]

15. Pee

:D

[Debi]

16. Let dogs our/let cat in..

feed cat
make coffee
(and if I haven't wet my pajamas by this time...go to the bathroom!)

[RagingInMiami]

17. Yell at the neighbors to turn the fucking music down

and then go back to sleep.

[arwalden]

18. I tumble outta bed, stumble to the kitchen, pour myself a cup of ambition.

Then yawn and stretch and try to come to life. I jump in the shower and the heart starts pumpin.

[terrya]

21. With the accompanying opening credits and montage, no doubt.

I've always wanted to live a life like that. "sigh"

[CO Liberal]

19. Usually Hit The Snooze Bar

Just ten more minutes.....

[IronLionZion]

20. I wake up to liberal radio

so I listen for a few minutes before getting out of bed. I usually have to piss, take a shower, brush my teeth, eat breakfast, put in my contacts, go to work/class.

[NashVegas]

22. hit the snooze button - every 8 minutes

for about 3/4 of an hour :)

I HATE getting up!

[NoSheep]

36. My twin! Love that snooze! Makes me feel like I'm gettin' over on th' man!

:+

[Richmond27]

23. guess I'm the only one...

who likes morning sex. I'm a little surprised--thought I was normal all this time!

[redqueen]

25. Um, no

You're not the only one, but some of us aren't so lucky as you. :P

[Richmond27]

26. hahahaha

Touchez!

[Magrittes Pipe]

24. Her.

[City Lights]

27. Hit the snooze button two or three times. eom

[MissMillie]

28. Walk downstairs

and into the bathroom to urinate.

[bearfan454]

29. Pee and start the coffee

Not at the same time.

[slackmaster]

30. Let one of my cats out so he doesn't pee on my laundry pile

He's got me very well trained.

[RandomKoolzip]

31. Fart.

Actually, my wife and others I've slept in the same room with have informed me that I often fart in my sleep, so maybe that's not technically the "first" thing I do after waking up.

[BiggJawn]

32. Go :"Wow! I'm not dead yet!"

then it's "Oh, fuck, I don't wanna get out of bed. It's nice and warm, and the world is cold! And my bladder's full....And I want coffee....Must resist...."

[July]

33. Put glasses on head.

They're just magnifiers, but I need them more and more.

[Deja Q]

34. Cry...

Then hit SNOOZE

Wake up again in 8.5 minutes.

Feed the parrot.

Start cooking breakfast.

Shower.

Eat brakfast.

Dress.

Get in car.

Go to work.

That was before the incident on Dec 9. Since then I've essentially slept. I'm not sure why I'm so near-constantly tired.


Edit: Dunno where the hell "Sept" came in, replaced it with "Dec".

[Longgrain]

35. Slap the alarm clock...

for waking me up!

[alexisfree]

38. hit the f* alarm clock off!!!!!!!!!! and..

f*king hit it again...bathroom, bed..f* alarm clock again...put on something drop off kids..coffee and DU..work..