Paris Hilton is starting a chain of night clubs.

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

This is real easy to do when you've got a rich daddy.

http://www.clubparis.net/

It's set to open in Orlando on New Year's Eve. The cheapest tickets are like $250 a person. How outrageous! Of course there's lots of rich f'ers around here that would pay that kind of price for admission to a night club. Idiots!

[HalfManHalfBiscuit]

1. I am so there.

Clubbing with Paris. That is better than playing golf with Tiger Woods.

[Debi]

2. Will you only be able to see inside

With night-vision goggles?

[Khephra]

3. And like Paris

They're open for business all night long!

:evilgrin:

BAD KEF!

(smacks self on hand)

[dave123williams]

4. The perfection of the Publicity Whore...

[fertilizeonarbusto]

5. what is it called?

"Skank"?

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

7. Club Paris

[dmkinsey]

10. HAH! Skank

too perfect

[Chipper Chat]

6. I'm sure Britney Spears will be there...

..and bringing along her stinky feet.

[gWbush is Mabus]

8. I'd pay $250 to go

that's so hot

[McKenzie]

9. the South Park episode was a tad OTT but

it got the msg over loud and clear...spoiled, airhead nonentity. It's sad that people actually want to participate in this shallow trash. It's even worse that loads of people who'll never have the money or the opportunity to go to the club will devour stories about the goings on through rags such as OK magazine and Hello (do you guys get these over the pond?) Vicarious lives and all that.

Deep breath, deeeep breathhh....thaaaat's better...it's going to be alright McKenzie...have another valium...