Chest hairs roasting on an open pyre

[jdots]

Noel nooooooeelllllllll I'mmmmm dreamin ob a dwight trissmass.......dingle bell dingle bell dingle bell rot Oy jest ye merry jellybeans no noooooooo stop it please
Anybody working in a store that plays the tape loop of Xmass favorites allllllllll day long ?

[AllegroRondo]

1. My personal favorite

"walkin' round in womens underwear..."

[dubyaD40web]

2. or..

"I stuck my finger up my rump-a-rump-rump......"

[Deja Q]

3. "then spun on it..."

:evilgrin:

[jdots]

5. Now i feel like a chump arump rump

i hate that song
IT's a swill time gonna kill time Shecky ina one house slay a a a a a a.dingle hell shmingle dell shut the fuck up la la la la la
11 days and they play a new c.d or atleast a different one.
I worked in an electronics store 12 hours a day that played the same 7 tunes for 8 weeks I had nightmares for years after that

[TrogL]

4. Jingle Bells, Batman smells

Robin laid an egg...

There's more, but whatever kid starts in has long since dissolved in laughter so I never get to hear the whole thing.

[Political_Junkie]

6. Oh my Gawd,

you guys have me in stitches here! I've got tears in my eyes!
Haven't worked in retail at Christmas time for years, but I remember...boy do I remember!

[AllegroRondo]

7. Oh Cannonball, Oh Cannonball,