Beware the Beast Man
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Tue Dec-14-04 05:02 PM
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I went to the doctor for bronchitis and walked out with a growth removed. |
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My doctor is cool; she offered to lop off this benign growth I've had over my right eye, and didn't even charge me extra. No big news here, just thought this would be the thread subject of the day. :bounce:
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Tue Dec-14-04 05:26 PM
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Beware the Beast Man
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Tue Dec-14-04 07:34 PM
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8. I would love to lie, but yes, it did. |
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especially when she put silver nitrate on the wound. :nuke:
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BurtWorm
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Tue Dec-14-04 05:28 PM
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2. This could be a great title for a country song! |
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Tue Dec-14-04 05:35 PM
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3. Give us the first line of that song, BurtWorm! |
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Make sure to include some reference to mama, drunks, prison, etc. :D
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BurtWorm
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Tue Dec-14-04 05:41 PM
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4. Well, I went to the doctor for bronchitis, and I walked out with a growth |
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removed, Now I'm goin' home a-drinkin' with mama, if she ain't been arrested yet...
Hey, that's two lines!
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Bunny
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Tue Dec-14-04 05:47 PM
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6. Okay, good job Burt. Now you need to get a strong hook going. |
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Try to work in trains and pickup trucks, and I see country music stardom in your future!
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Tue Dec-14-04 05:49 PM
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Tue Dec-14-04 07:52 PM
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9. Cue the steel guitar........ |
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Tue Dec-14-04 05:44 PM
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5. But you're the Beast Man |
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Couldn't you have just ripped it off with your bare hands??
*sigh*
All my illusions are shattered.
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