My cat's breath smells like cat food.

[Placebo]

:dunce:

[da_chimperor]

1. These berries taste like burning

:freak:

[Fenris]

5. These tomatoes taste like Grandma.

[da_chimperor]

Tomacco. I think it's time for a smoke.

:smoke:

[Fenris]

9. I can stop anytime!

[da_chimperor]

11. I can stop whenver I want!

:P

[Spinzonner]

2. People who go around sniffing their cats

deserve what they get, aroma-wise

[Fenris]

3. Why do people run away from me?

http://cabanedebart.free.fr/grabpics+other/Ralph%20wiggum%201.gif

[Sannum]

4. I beat the smart kids, I beat the smart kids!

I bent my wookie:(

[Sanity Claws]

6. so feed her flowers

so her breath will smell like perfume.

[FULL_METAL_HAT]

7. Rearranging the letters of 'My Cat's Breath Smells Like Cat Food'

Rearranging the letters of 'My Cat's Breath Smells Like Cat Food' (Quote from 'The Simpsons', anagram-related?) gives:

Blackmails comets softheartedly.

Myself, I am the castrated bollocks.

I'm a deftly blackest schoolmaster.

Stealthy comfortable slick dames.

from http://www.anagramgenius.com/archive/mycats.html

[Placebo]

10. "Myself, I am the castrated bollocks."

HaHaHaHa!

[FULL_METAL_HAT]

14. :) Crazy huh?! Who knew Ralph had secret messages?! ...............n/t

[ET Awful]

8. Sleep! That's where I'm a viking!

Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck

[name not needed]

12. I'm not allowed in the deep end of the sandbox

[McKenzie]

13. bugs that hit my helmet visor smell like grass

but that's probably what they've just had for lunch.

[billie_]

15. you choo choo choose me?

I :loveya: Ralphie


hi Placebo :hi: