DrWeird
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Tue Dec-14-04 08:52 PM
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Lynden, Washington. Jesus, what a hell hole. |
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Ever been there? If you haven't, don't go. It's like some enormous dung beetle from hell rolled up everything evil and conservative in the world and plopped it down in the middle of some cow pastures. And then they threw in some Dutch ethnicity for the fuck of it. The Dutch would be ashamed if they saw the place.
You will never find a more treacherous hive of scum and villainy. Closed on Sundays.
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Tue Dec-14-04 08:55 PM
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Tue Dec-14-04 08:56 PM
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2. What happened to you there? |
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Sounds like there's a story behind that. I've been there once. A friend suggested we stop there for lunch on our way to Vancouver. It was very forgettable.
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Tue Dec-14-04 09:00 PM
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in the late 70s my then SO and I bought a house in Olympia and found a sepiatone print of the 'Lynden Plant' of Lynden WA. Don't know what kind of a plant it was, cows? chickens? :shrug: Still got the picture; ditched the BF.
Cow pastures? look for mushrooms. I hear they got 'em up there!
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Tue Dec-14-04 09:00 PM
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3. Barry Crimmins says the English translation of his Upstate New York... |
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...hometown's name is, "Beautiful Lake Surrounded By Fascists." :evilgrin:
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Tue Dec-14-04 09:10 PM
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4. Tell me about it. I used to live in Ferndale, dated a guy from Lynden |
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Edited on Tue Dec-14-04 09:13 PM by freeplessinseattle
so knew all the bizarreness there, but it is indecribable how the actual people are. weird, zombie-like creatures, guess that's how the church wants them. Maybe that's why there's a cemetary at the entrance to the town, we used to joke, "once you enter, you can never leave! baahaahaahaha!" 'course we came and went b/c we're immoral mortals.
do they still have that lawn height law?
(and btw, my boy was from Lynden High, but we partied with many rebels from Lynden Christian High. what a joke. Uff Da!)
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Tue Dec-14-04 09:13 PM
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5. Ah, yes, "The only town where you have to pass through the dead... |
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to get to the living."
Coming from Everson, I didn't have to go through that way though.
Yeah, I think they still have the lawn height law. Not sure about the dancing law though.
Drove through over T-day. Funny thing, all the lawns looked great, what they need, apparently, is a paint-your-fucking house law.
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Tue Dec-14-04 09:26 PM
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6. LOL! paint-your-fucking-house law, no shit! why do they put so much |
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into their lawns and neglect the house?? I'll never figure them out.
The only way to deal with that place was to be heavily drugged, and since everyone seemed lobotomized it's easy to fade into the background. unless you stare at people for too long.
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