Dare or Dare?

[JimmyJazz]

Let's not mess around with silly "truth" questions - let's see who is really brave. All dares are automatically under the "double dog dare" rule, btw.

[StopTheMorans]

1. piss on your rules; I triple-dog dare you to stick your tongue on the

flagpole :evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

2. I love that movie! It's a Christmas tradition for me!

[StopTheMorans]

6. me too; i'm going home for Christmas this year, and my Mom bought

that for me so I don't have to wait for it to come on TNT on Christmas Eve :D

[JimmyJazz]

9. Like you have to wait for them to show it - don't they run it non-stop

for one weekend (at least)?

[StopTheMorans]

18. i think it's just Christmas Eve, but I may be mistaken

it certainly wouldn't be the first time :D

[short bus president]

3. I dare you to spend one night

in the spooky old Stickitt Place. It's HAINTED, I tell ya!

[JimmyJazz]

7. You aren't supposed to be daring me Spankydork McButtfez -

I'm supposed to dare you!

I dare you to post a thread in GD regarding belly button lint :P

[short bus president]

15. WTF is a "GD?"

People always try to tell me there's more to DU than the Lounge. But I ask you - where else can you Lounge-stalk somebody???

[JimmyJazz]

17. "scuse me? Lounge stalk "somebody"

Don't you mean lounge stalk "everybody?" Now go post your thread and send me a link.

[JimmyJazz]

28. That's not even a valid dare, btw. Of course I'll do that -

as long as I'm not alone :P

[short bus president]

30. You're in good hands.

I've done the haunted house thing before:

[JimmyJazz]

31. You know what that mystery machine does to me, no? It makes

my heart go pit-a-pat :loveya:

[short bus president]

44. Alright Miss pit-a-pat...

you are NOT always the last one to reply! :P

:loveya:

[meganmonkey]

4. Hit me!

I'm up for an adventure!

[JimmyJazz]

5. Tomorrow at work - leave your fly open. If anyone comments,

say, "I kinda prefer it this way."

[RagingInMiami]

8. Give me a dare

[JimmyJazz]

12. Excellent choice!

The next time you are finished speaking with someone, hold your hands over your ears and sing "La, La, La, I'm not listening to you anymore."

[RagingInMiami]

13. Like this?

[JimmyJazz]

14. *snort*

[meganmonkey]

10. Excellent! That'll go over well where I work

Man, I was a little nervous offering myself up like that, thanks for going kinda easy on me :P

[RagingInMiami]

11. but send us a photo

[meganmonkey]

16. Okay, I just emailed myself a reminder at work

and a kind soul just donated a digital camera to us (I work at a non-profit) so it may actually happen! ;)

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

19. I dare you to dare ME!!!

^
|
On edit: Wasn't that a Cheap Trick song?


Bring. it. on.

[JimmyJazz]

21. Dorkette - It was "I want you to want me"

Okay - here goes:

I know you work in an office, so tomorrow, say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barreled fingers.

Bonus point: Blow on your fingers when you're done and return them to an imaginary holster.

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

22. My boss is a she... still valid? Or should I go right over her to the CIO?

:shrug:

[JimmyJazz]

24. absolutely it's still valid - and you have been double dog dared!

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

36. What if one of the freepers alerts the dept. of homeland security of the

threat I posed and they send me to gitmo? :shrug: Will you post a thread in the lounge every hour on the hour in loving memory of me?

[JimmyJazz]

38. I sure will! It will be my pleasure Ms. CLW

Now, what was the question, again? :P

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

39. The tricky part will be... you have to keep them all kicked. I want

page 1 filled with tributes to me, "free CLW", "CLW or cherry cheesecake?", "What's your favorite CLW moment?" polls and the like.

On edit: and you musn't forget the cute CLW pic of the day. Around lunchtime would be nice. :P

[SarahB]

20. Ok, I have laundry to fold, but hit me!

:D

[JimmyJazz]

23. Okay Sarahbelle - here goes:

I'll be nice to you because I really like you:

At lunchtime tomorrow, get down on your knees and say. "as God as my witness, I will never go hungry again."

:hi:

[SarahB]

26. I will at lunchTIME...

Privately, in the bathroom though! That counts, right? :D

I just started a new job Monday and well, I don't want to look like the crazy lady yet. Let them learn my quirks more slowly and painfully I always say. :P

[progmom]

25. I'm up for a dare.

Be nice...

[JimmyJazz]

27. To you? No way, cutie.

Tomorrow, you have to refer to everyone you see as "Bob"

[progmom]

29. Oh.

But they already think I am crazy at work.










Oh, I know, how 'bout I agree to your dare and then secretly not actually do it, but make up funny stories about how my boss and coworkers reacted to being called Bob?

[JimmyJazz]

32. You were DOUBLE dog dared, sweet - you shouldn't have

played the game of "dare or dare" if you weren't up to the challenge. Now, I expect a full report in the afternoon! :hi:

[progmom]

102. Well, Bob...

I chickened out.

[ScreamingMeemie]

33. I'm already ensnared by a dare...so I'll pass....

:P. I live in anticipation/dread of the Super Bowl these days. ;)

[JimmyJazz]

34. Are you talking about the Packers thong, MrsG?

I know all about that! I think you should take one of my dares though. I'll be nice. I pwomise?

[ScreamingMeemie]

35. Oh well....okay....

:scared:

...and yes, it is that frivilous mention of the Packer thong I'm speaking of. ;)

[JimmyJazz]

37. You have a choice actually. SBP won't post

the belly button lint thread in GD -so you can have that dare or you can suggest at the end of your next meeting that everyone conclude with the singing of "Oh, Canada." Bonus points if you start singing it yourself.

[ScreamingMeemie]

41. Done. I took the former.

:hi: Look for it. :7

[JimmyJazz]

43. Oh post a link, willya - otherwise that place scares me and you'll

have to hold me close afterward.

[ScreamingMeemie]

45. Okay....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=1431713&mesg_id=1431713&page=


:hi: :hi: :bounce: :hi: :hi:


That was fun...and liberating! ;)

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

47. NICE WORK!!

<<golf clap>> :bounce:

[JimmyJazz]

48. I thought so, too.

I think SBP is a weenie for not doing what he was dared to do - I think he should be spanked with his own pizza paddle. What do you think?

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

49. **LET THE SPANKING COMMENCE**

:spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank:

[ScreamingMeemie]

50. Thank you! Thank you very much, JJ and CLW!!!!

:hi:

[JohnKleeb]

40. Fine Dare

[JimmyJazz]

42. sorry Kleeb - I got hung up in the back room

:)

Okay darling, here goes. And, this is only because I love you: Hang some toilet paper off the back of your pants and act surprised when someone points it out. :7

[JohnKleeb]

46. oh thats so easy

[frictionlessO]

51. do I have a high enough post count?? dare me well or lose all...

inhibition.. tomorrow around 4 or so...

PLEeeeeaaaaaASE

[JimmyJazz]

53. I am not a post count snob! You should know that by now.

I think that you should walk into your boss's office tomorrow when he/she is really busy and flick their light switch off and on ten times - report back here with your results. :P

[frictionlessO]

59. okay that should be funny its all large open cubes anyways

it'll piss them all off and then I can just say someone on Democratic Undergorund told me to do it... and they'll all be like "oh well thats okay then" and then they'll laugh! You know why because theyre good lil liberals all of them...

I love my office! nothing but dem/lib...

and no I knew I could play was only couching my request.:P

[miss_kitty]

52. hmmmmmmmmmmmmm dare or dare.

dwhich should I pick? Dare? Or dare?

OK. Dare!

[JimmyJazz]

55. I dare you to go into GLBT

"Jerry Falwell is right: the purple teletubby is gay."

[miss_kitty]

57. I'd be tombstoned

then you'd miss me. :P

[JimmyJazz]

58. I would miss you terribly - did you see MrsG post the bellybutton

lint thread in GD - She rocks! Okay, you can opt for dare number 2: tomorrow, whenever anyone asks you a question, respond by saying, "do you want fries with that?" Is that better?

[frictionlessO]

60. oh sure she gets to play Fay from Mels Diner (on Alice) or some

such thing but Ive gotta act suicidally freeperish in my office.!! You should dare her to do something else... something grand and worthy of her fuckin' coolness but that still pushes the envelope of insanity.

thats what fair Ill tell ya!

[JimmyJazz]

62. Fric - I love you, but I started this thread and I get to make the

fuckin' rules. Start your own "dare or dare" thread if you don't like how I operate :P

Oh and have I told you lately that I love you :loveya:

[frictionlessO]

63. yes and yes and Im sorry.. Im just craving attention I suppose.....

I mean really what was that lil tantrum about? I have no idea.. but! I do know that I should get high now!

I love you too but your floaty hearty thingy is giving me a sarcasm siezure...

I am, alas... excited...*sigh*...

[JimmyJazz]

64. I wasn't being sarcastic, darling.

That's not my nature. I do love ya - but I must go to bed. I have a lot to do tomorrow. :)

[frictionlessO]

66. Go to bed and okay, had to be sure and all!!

oh and have fun opening up your present tomorrow!! You lucky babe!!

[miss_kitty]

61. Yes That I can handle

I have chemo brain you know.

I am PMing you as soon as I enter this

[sadinred]

111. I just laughed so hard I spit all over my key board. Yuk.

JimmyJazz you are hilarious. :yourock:

[Champ]

54. Dare me!

[JimmyJazz]

56. Okay Champ: Here goes:

Wear army fatigues to work - when people ask you about it, say "I can't talk about it."

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

65. Now Miss Jimmy.... You dealt us all our desitny, can we expect a

follow up thread tomorrow so that we can all update you on the results? Or shall I give this a kick when I get home... likely drunk?

:yourock:Nice work on the tasks! And props to Mrs. G for winning the Gold medal!!

[JimmyJazz]

67. thanks pumpkin - I'll check back tomorrow with everyone and see how they

did. I love ya :loveya: CLW!

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

68. I must get to bed now! I am shooting for the 700 club tomorrow!!

EEEK! That's scarier than 666! :scared:

Night! :hug:

[Phillycat]

69. I dare you to tell a DU crush!

:evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

70. I don't have a clue what you are talking about!

Besides, I'm the one handing out the dares - and since you posted, here's yours:

Send BigMcLargeHuge this private message: "Is it really?"

:hi:

[Phillycat]

71. HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Here goes. :)

[JimmyJazz]

72. Did you really do it?

I need proof! Sorry, this took so long - I was out running some errands! :hi:

[Phillycat]

73. Yep--we'll see what happens! :)

[JimmyJazz]

74. I believe you! Did you tell him why?

I had a really good dare lined up for him, too - but he hasn't responded!

[Phillycat]

94. AND HERE'S HIS RESPONSE!

"it's NormalMcRegularAverage ... for a forty story tall radioactive lizard."

[JimmyJazz]

96. lol - I've called him out, but he won't post to this thread -

I should have thought of more DU pranks - did you see Motley36's????

[frictionlessO]

75. okay I just did it!!

It elicited the following responses.
"whoah, oh no"
"what the hell?!"
"who's fuckin with the lights?!"
"stop yer gonna gimme a seizure"
and lastly my favorite
"you're a fuckin moron"

I think you should know that I was severely shocked by a bolt of static electricity right when I touched the light switch... I was injured in the line of dareing do!! I want a spanking or some tongue or something.


....please...

[JimmyJazz]

76. sure honey! Anything for you! Will this one do?

[frictionlessO]

78. well its no Stangle but yeah it'll do! thanks!

gots ta takes what I can gets!

[JimmyJazz]

85. I'm afraid I canna hep you with your desire to view SPB's Stangle

I do not a photograph of the cute little critter myself. :P

[motely36]

77. Oh man, all the fun happens when I'm not around.

I missed this cause I went to see spongebob last night. But it will be fun to see everyone's results.

[JimmyJazz]

79. Oh it's not to late for YOU darling!

Post a picture of cheese in ATA and ask if they'd like it to go with all the whine they've been getting lately. :P

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

80. I am in awe of your wit and creativity!!

Can I just say that?

[JimmyJazz]

81. do your fucking dare and get back to me - will ya?

:hi:

Now, if only BigMcLargeHuge would show up, oh and redqueen - I have one for her, too.

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

83. She's in a meeting. OK... I will bust in on her and the board of directors

JUST to do my dare. Be right back.

[motely36]

82. I really don't want to be tombstoned.

I'd miss you guys! :loveya:

[JimmyJazz]

86. You wouldn't be tombstoned - they do have a sense of

humor, you know - besides you can tell them you were double dog dared!

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

87. And link to this thread, too...

(my boss is at lunch w/the big-wigs) BACK OFF, OK??!?? JEEESH.

[JimmyJazz]

89. So - go into the meeting and launch into

a rousing rendition of Thunder Road --

That should impress them!

[motely36]

90. Okay, I'm not sure how to post a picture

I found a picture of cheese and the url is



Now do I leave off the http:// part in order for the picture to appear like this:



or there something else I need to do?

Cool, it worked!!!!!! :bounce:

[JimmyJazz]

91. It looks good the way it is. Tell Skinner, JimmyJazz sent you!

He'll know what you mean!

[motely36]

93. In the immortal words of the Beastie Boys

CH-ch-ch-ch-check it out:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=120x26603

Now if I get tombstoned I'm coming after your ass! :spank:

[JimmyJazz]

95. OMG OMG OMG - YOU FUCKING ROCK!!!!!!

:yourock: :yourock: :yourock::yourock: :yourock: :yourock::yourock: :yourock: :yourock::yourock: :yourock: :yourock::yourock: :yourock: :yourock::yourock: :yourock: :yourock::yourock: :yourock: :yourock:

[SOteric]

84. Alright, I curious enough...

whatchya got?

[JimmyJazz]

88. The next person you have a conversation with:

Mumble incoherently to them and then say, "did you get all that? I don't want to have to repeat myself."

[SOteric]

92. No problema,

my boss does that to me all the time. It'll be kind of fun to throw it back at him.

[Willy Wonka]

97. Ooh, dare me! Dare me!

Pretty please with sugar on top!

[JimmyJazz]

98. Whenever you post for the rest of the day, you can only use

quotes from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Good luck. :P

[Willy Wonka]

99. OK!

Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Chanukah.

[Bouncy Ball]

100. DARE ME BABY!

(Please please please make it have to do with my repuke neighbors!)

[JimmyJazz]

101. Oh Lord - I have no idea how to handle repuke parents, let alone

repuke neighbors! For the next two hours, you must conclude each of your posts with "I really have to go number 2"

Good luck! :hi:

[Arkana]

103. Oh, God...

Do I even want to get involved?

[JimmyJazz]

104. I can't fucking believe you kicked this thread! Okay - love

here goes: for the next two hours, at the end of every post, you must respond with: "I am wearing a suit of armor and am about to strike you with my taser" :P How's that for an inside joke? How in the hell did you find this thread - wasn't it on page 10 by now?????

[Arkana]

107. No, actually, it was on Page 1 in plain sight

and I choose to invoke the right of "chickenshit" and run away from your dare. :)

[JimmyJazz]

110. You cannot invoke the right of "chickenshit" - I have consulted the

official "dare or dare" manual and, clearly page 16, part (1), subpart (c) states that an official double dog dare cannot and will not ever be superceded by the invocation of the "chickenshit" rule - now have at it Arkana - :P

[Guy Fawkes]

105. What about D.A.R.E?

[JimmyJazz]

106. What about it?

:shrug:

tell me and I'll dare him/her

[motely36]

108. Come on people get in line for your dare!

It's fun! Miss Jimmie will be gentle.

[JohnKleeb]

109. I want another

[motely36]

112. John you really are a glutton!

And how did the toilet paper thing turn out. Did I miss that?

[JohnKleeb]

114. fine

[JimmyJazz]

113. Okay, but I am sorta running a little dry here, love muffin

At the end of each of your posts for the rest of the evening you must say: "Do these speedos make me look fat?"

[JohnKleeb]

115. hah I'll consider

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

116. OK, I am drunk and I did it!

HA... she took my wine away from me after I did it! Jeesh!!

[JimmyJazz]

117. Shit love, did what?

That was too far back to remember :shrug; and did you see motley36 in ATA? He :yourock:s

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

118. This:

Said to my boss, "I like your style" and shot her with double-barreled fingers.

Earned bonus point: Blew on my fingers when I was done and returned them to an imaginary holster.

:hi:

[meganmonkey]

119. I DID IT! AND I HAVE PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE!!!

?ph8FewBBEdUsPtgU

(see post #5 above)

[motely36]

120. That's too funny

What did people say?

[meganmonkey]

121. They all think I'm an exhibitionist anyway

so it didn't surprise anyone. :P