If you dislike SUVs, you'll love this poetic rant

[Lydia Leftcoast]

Jeep Cherokee

You've never known
a single Indian
who wasn't painted
onto a football helmet
or branded in chrome
on a tailgate, but there you are,
off mashing the landscape
like some edge-city explorer
flinging yourself toward
new worlds beyond the driveway,
Lewis and Clark
with a seatbelt...

More at
http://judithpordon.tripod.com/poetry/id47.html

[BrklynLiberal]

1. How about this Humvee Haiku?

Haiku by Tim:
Hulking black Hummer
Purchased in rank atonement
small peckered driver

(I did not write it. I found it on the net)
I keep copies on me at all times and put it under the windshield wipers of Humvees whenever I see one parked)

[no name no slogan]

3. BEST Hummer website: www.fuh2.com

www.fuh2.com

Visit it. You'll be glad you did.

[Ellen Forradalom]

2. Every time I see a giant SUV with a yellow-ribbon magnet on it

I have to fight down the urge to hurl a brick through the windshield.