Men: Can't live with them, and you can't shoot them!

[liberalhistorian]

That is all. And yes, I am in a cynical, skeptical, lonely mood right now!

[Skittles]

1. I HAVE HAD IT WITH MEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*LIKED IT TOO* :D

"Skittles Classic"

[liberalhistorian]

2. Well, I would imagine that men

have to be very careful with you or you'll KICK THEIR ASS!

[Zomby Woof]

6. Ranks right up there with...

I AM GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS, ZOMBY! :7

[Gothic Sponge]

3. I've had it with men too!

:silly:

[StopTheMorans]

4. stupid men!

*shoots self*

[liberalhistorian]

8. Uh-oh!

I sure didn't mean for THAT to happen! Oh well, at least I wasn't the one shooting you! :P

[Catherine Vincent]

5. Heh! I like that one too.

[BellaLuna]

7. Men aren't so bad... ultimately, we make ourselves happy

though I do know of which you speak ;-)

Make it all about you. If he fits into your plan then good - if not, you are still taken care of. Sorry to hear of your frustration.

[donheld]

9. Welcome to DU BellaLuna

[BellaLuna]

12. Thank You donheld

everyone is so nice here!

[NightTrain]

10. Hmm....

You do realize that if a male DUer said that about women, he'd be called hateful, a sexist, and possibly a freeper.

Just a thought.

[sir_captain]

11. Heh...that's certainly true

[Catherine Vincent]

13. Not when it's in the lounge.

This is all in fun.

[DrWeird]

37. Are you kidding?

There'd be hell to pay if somebody did that in the Lounge, despite all logic.

Go ahead, wait a couple days until people forget this thread, and then give it a try.

[liberalhistorian]

14. Unfortunately, that's

probably very true, as unfair as it is. But DU men know I love them, and I'm just venting right now. At least, I sure hope they do, lol!

[ScreamingMeemie]

15. Well you can...and claim self defense...

:shrug: But I don't know how it will sit with the jury.

[liberalhistorian]

16. Hopefully, I wouldn't

get Scott Peterson's jury! Maybe I'd be lucky and get O.J.'s jury. :evilgrin:

[WindRavenX]

17. men aren't too bad

They just need to know their damn place.
As in, in my bed, naked. With vodka. Yeah.

[NightTrain]

18. Ooo! Ooo-ooo! Ooo!

Just point me to your bed, ma'am!

[WindRavenX]

19. 'Bout 5 miles Southwest of Fenway Park

Look for the hoardes of zombie students. Coz that's where I am :P

[NightTrain]

22. Hey! That's only about two hours from me.

:loveya:

[WindRavenX]

24. sorry ol' sport

I'm a taken lady ;)
But I still accept the vodka! :D

[liberalhistorian]

21. Down, Dean!

Down, boy! Control yourself at least a little bit!

[liberalhistorian]

20. LOL!

That is definitely a good place for them to be, for sure! And especially if they have a lot of stamina! :evilgrin: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[WindRavenX]

23. hey now, I only do liberals

My, um, "experiences" with men of the conservative variety didn't last AT ALL.
Just goes to show you, liberals rock just that much more ;)

[Champ]

25. I could never imagine having "experiences" with conservatives

:scared:

Too bad I can't find any liberal women in Mesa looking for a liberal guy with lots of stamina.

[liberalhistorian]

29. Yes, the few unfortunate

experiences I've had with conservative men certainly prove the truth in that!

[Forkboy]

26. Or as my sister says

If we can send a man to the moon why can't we send all of them?

[NightTrain]

27. Care to tell us WHY you feel cynical, skeptical, and lonely?

Enquiring minds want to know!

Or is it none of our damned business? :7

[liberalhistorian]

31. Well, it's the holiday

season and all of my friends and family are "paired up", there are no single men in sight, and it's just getting to me tonight I guess.

[EstimatedProphet]

34. I'm sorry to hear that

The holidays suck for being alone, I know from experience.

[NightTrain]

36. Well, that's understandable.

The holidays often get me down. This year, though, it hasn't happened, at least not yet. Cross your fingers!

[BiggJawn]

28. But you CAN drive them to shoot themselves...

Lesser men than I have....

Dammit...It's "I", NOT "me"....

[liberalhistorian]

30. LOL!

Yes, I have certainly known many women with the ability to drive men to shoot themselves; women I can't imagine having to even date, let alone live with.

[BiggJawn]

32. Oh, you know my Ex-Wife?

Real hell on wheels, isn't she?
:D

[elperromagico]

33. Yeah, damned men. I'll never date another one again.

Well... I've never dated a man before...

But I damned sure won't start now!!! :D

[WoodrowFan]

35. sic "Fluffy" on them

[the Princess]

38. No Dear

It's :

MEN - can't live with 'em can't kill 'em and get away with it.

You certainly can shoot them - getting away with it is something else all together.

[Placebo]

39. Well you CAN shoot them...

you just might get caught and sent to jail as a consequence...unless you're real good.