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Tue Dec-14-04 09:38 PM
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"Women...can't live with 'em...." |
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Tue Dec-14-04 09:39 PM
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1. Can't compete with them. |
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Tue Dec-14-04 09:39 PM
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2. Can't sell them on Ebay? |
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Tue Dec-14-04 09:39 PM
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Tue Dec-14-04 09:40 PM
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6. It's very misogynistic to make jokes about menses. |
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Tue Dec-14-04 09:44 PM
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8. I would think people would be proud to have a 140+ IQ. |
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Tue Dec-14-04 09:46 PM
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Tue Dec-14-04 09:49 PM
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13. Did you no that MENSA means Stupid Girl in Spanish? |
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Menso means stupid boy.
Another useless fact brought to you by Captain Trivia. :evilgrin:
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Tue Dec-14-04 09:40 PM
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leave um leaning against a tree after a date.
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Tue Dec-14-04 09:41 PM
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...was the ending I'd always heard.
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Tue Dec-14-04 09:44 PM
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9. Can't stop them from...(Uhh... wait a sec dear, |
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I'll take the trash out in one minute, just one minute, O.K., O.K. yes I'll be off in a minute, let me just finish typing...) uhh.. I have to go
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Tue Dec-14-04 09:44 PM
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really want to always live without 'em ? {remember That means ' sleeping alone'.}
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Tue Dec-14-04 09:45 PM
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11. Can't ever tell them they look just "fine" |
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Edited on Tue Dec-14-04 09:47 PM by chimpsrsmarter
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Tue Dec-14-04 09:58 PM
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14. ...can't throw them in front of a speeding locomotive, |
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except in four southern states including Texas. Please note, this is just humor, you know, a joke. I in no way condone violent acts toward anyone. Offer void where prohibited. New Jersey residents must add sales tax. One offer per household only. Not compatible with any other offers. Stop me when I have disclaimed enough. All winners must wait thirty days before...
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Tue Dec-14-04 09:59 PM
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15. Actually, the correct answer is |
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Tue Dec-14-04 09:59 PM
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16. Can't get rid of them |
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Tue Dec-14-04 10:02 PM
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17. ...can't get 'em to clean your house & cook your meals for free. |
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what is it with all y'all?
:hi: amber
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Tue Dec-14-04 10:17 PM
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18. Fuckin' uppity wenches |
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Tue Dec-14-04 10:23 PM
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wenches - that's a great word. Too bad I get heavy objects thrown at me every time I use it. :D
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Tue Dec-14-04 10:27 PM
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20. This, I have discovered, is True... |
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That's why it's me, 2 goldfish, 7 bookcases, and 9 bicycles...
Oh, about 3 dozen houseplants, too...
I may have to sleep alone, but at least it's never on the damn COUCH....
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Tue Dec-14-04 10:28 PM
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21. Hey! I never make MrG sleep on the couch! |
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Tue Dec-14-04 10:31 PM
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Which is why I'm glad I'm never told to sleep on it...:D
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Tue Dec-14-04 10:35 PM
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24. Well, at least you can't accuse them |
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Tue Dec-14-04 10:37 PM
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25. Can't compete with 'em |
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