You, sir or madam, are an obtuse sycophantic phlegmatic swine herder

[Rabrrrrrr]

Your inarticulate posturing on matters of importance are nothing more than the prattling of the gum-chewing decorated-fingernail-sporting big-haired nasaly twanged tacky anus-sniffing git that you are. And for that, and for the ignorance for which you so bravely take your half-brained brandy-and-pepsi-fueled stand, I despise and loathe you. Dull-witted horse-faced jelly-kneed bloated dishrag snappers such as yourself should be put in a special prison where you can all belabor each other's existence to the same slow-suffering death of the spirit you offer to those of with taste and a sense of decorum and appropriateness with your tedious inconsequential attempts at relevancy, self-importance, and dignity. If God were a heckler, you mindless overblown fig, he would heckle at you. And probably throw fruit as well. You obsequious, jerry can carrying ass.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. what he said

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. And that goes double for you!

:P

[Ellen Forradalom]

3. You were on the O'Reilly Factor?

I'll have to look for a download of the video.

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. Shut up! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT!!!!!! UP!!!!!!!!!!!

:evilgrin:

[Ellen Forradalom]

14. I rub you with my felafel!

[arwalden]

4. I Think Someone Needs Their Aura To Be Cleansed

and their Ch'i to be balanced and harmonized.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

9. Oh you are looking for an ass kicking

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. Yeah - kick his ass NSMA!

And pass me a chakra stone. My chi is leaking.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

15. Well if you're passing chakra stones, that's why your chi is leaking

doesn't that hurt your penis?

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. No, I got so much space to pass things through there

I don't even notice the stones going through.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

20. Wow that's a HUGE pee hole!

I can see it from here!

[Rabrrrrrr]

21. Well, what can I say!

All those years of Yoga stretching...not to mention the alien abductions and experimentation.

[HEyHEY]

5. Shit, and I thought I needed to get laid

[Jessica]

6. Oh yeah??

I'd like to tell you what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit you are! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. Oh, please. Really. If you must meander around the dictionary

whilst you attempt to formulate a point and a grammatical plan with which to launch such juvenile and flatulent attacks, at least be polite and do so silently, so that others who are exercising their brains on higher matters than whether their armpits might still smell of the tuna fish placed there earlier in order to thaw it out before the Prom, might have some quiet in which to think.

[HEyHEY]

16. Don't practice your alliteration on me!

[Rabrrrrrr]

22. And just where, exactly, did I engage in alliteration?

Hmmmm? Mr. Wiseguy? Mr. know-it-all fancy-pants patched-elbows cordouroy jacket-wearing bedazzled journalist? Hmmmmmm?

[HEyHEY]

24. You know I've been looking for a cord jacket forever

there IMPOSSIBLE TO find these days

[Rabrrrrrr]

26. And I imagine you looked in BILLions and BILLions of places

trying to find one, eh?

[HEyHEY]

28. Well yeah...sears. EVERY SINGLE ONE

And just men's clothing stores....can't find em

[Solly Mack]

8. Find your center

It seems to be all the rage these days :ducks:

[MuseRider]

10. WOW

was that as good for you as it was for me?

[donheld]

13. You must be talking about Ann Coulter

:crazy::crazy::crazy:

[Ramsey]

17. Be obsequious, purple and clairvoyant

To quote Steve Martin

[Rabrrrrrr]

19. LOL!

be oblong and have your knees removed.

[Ramsey]

25. That's the right quote!

King Tut

[Rabrrrrrr]

27. "I promise not to repeat things other people say"

[Elidor]

23. Does this pedantic little diatribe serve any real purpose?

Beyond propping up your keenly undeveloped sense of id?