My bird is flat-tailing me - Democratic Underground

AlienGirl

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Wed Dec-15-04 01:48 AM
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My bird is flat-tailing me

:eyes:

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alittlelark

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Wed Dec-15-04 01:48 AM
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1. mating call.........................

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AlienGirl

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Wed Dec-15-04 01:49 AM
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2. You want to be flat-tailed by him too?

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alittlelark

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Wed Dec-15-04 02:21 AM
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12. How big is his tail?

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AlienGirl

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Wed Dec-15-04 02:24 AM
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15. About five inches long

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alittlelark

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Wed Dec-15-04 02:44 AM
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18. uh, yeah................

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MichaelHarris

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Wed Dec-15-04 01:53 AM
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3. in Tijuana

I had to pay extra for "flat tailing"

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AlienGirl

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Wed Dec-15-04 01:54 AM
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5. Was it an ostrich?

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MichaelHarris

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Wed Dec-15-04 01:59 AM
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7. LOL

no for the ostrich it was 25 pesos more. What's that, like .25% of a penny?

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Rabrrrrrr

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Wed Dec-15-04 01:54 AM
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4. AlienGirl! HI!

I thought you'd left us ages ago...

Good to see you around again! I was actually wondering about you about a week ago. Hope you are well!

And what does it mean when a bird flat-tails you?

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AlienGirl

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Wed Dec-15-04 01:56 AM
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6. I'm still here!

Edited on Wed Dec-15-04 01:57 AM by AlienGirl

I've just been busy with school and work and the Monday night DU meetups here in Seattle.

Flat-tailing means "getting amorous by rubbing one's cloaca against the object of one's desire." My bird likes to do it to my arm. :eyes:

Tucker

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MichaelHarris

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Wed Dec-15-04 02:00 AM
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8. Woaha the last time

I said "cloaca" in the lounge I was.... well, it wasn't pretty I tell you what.

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AlienGirl

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Wed Dec-15-04 02:04 AM
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11. CLOACA!

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MichaelHarris

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Wed Dec-15-04 02:22 AM
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13. the wrath of

the politicaly correct and humorless are so gonna come down on you. Here, let me hug you one last time before the pain begins.

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AlienGirl

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Wed Dec-15-04 02:23 AM
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14. Hug me, but be careful of my cloaca, it's sore...

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MichaelHarris

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Wed Dec-15-04 02:28 AM
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16. sore cloacas are no laughing matter

I saw a TV ad where you can call this lawyer and he'll get you thousands for taking Viox and it causes cloacaitis.

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AlienGirl

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Wed Dec-15-04 02:30 AM
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17. Vioxx shouldn't go in your cloaca!

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MichaelHarris

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Wed Dec-15-04 02:46 AM
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19. I tried to

tell the lawyer that, but he insisted we had a strong case for cloaca neglect.

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AlienGirl

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Wed Dec-15-04 02:49 AM
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20. Don't neglect the cloaca! Or it'll get all crusty and gross...

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MichaelHarris

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Wed Dec-15-04 02:50 AM
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21. that's why

I have Ronco's Cloaca-a-matic 3000. It's much better than the 2000 which had no light attachment.

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AlienGirl

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Wed Dec-15-04 02:55 AM
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22. Be careful of the brush on those things

Don't want to irritate your cloaca with too-intense brushing...

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MichaelHarris

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Wed Dec-15-04 02:56 AM
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23. LOL

yeah I read the warning: "May cause pleasure, then pain, then pleasure again"

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jeff30997

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Wed Dec-15-04 02:01 AM
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9. I had a canary for 13 years...

And it's the first time I hear about this.I will go to bed less ignorant.

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AlienGirl

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Wed Dec-15-04 02:03 AM
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10. My bird is a cockatoo

Much larger than a canary.

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Freebird12004

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Wed Dec-15-04 08:29 AM
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24. too long

my 'baby' is a Macaw, who rubs on her favorite toys.

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