What's The Best Thing About Being A Dog?

[arwalden]

[frictionlessO]

1. oh man how can you forget autofelatio!??

its the very best thing about the doggy life...

[arwalden]

4. I didn't forget...

:-) I just didn't specifically include it in the poll.

Ya big perv! :hi:

[frictionlessO]

8. ahhh now my faith is restored!! except that it really should be in

there as the obvious choice... Is that why you left it out? so as not to skew the poll?

hI you!:hi:

[Sabriel]

18. Q: Why do dogs lick themselves?

A: Because they can.

[Modem Butterfly]

2. My shar-pei LOVES belly rubbings

He waves his feet in the air and moans ecstatically. Of course, he also moans ecstatically when I spank him. He licks his lips, too. He's just a strange little wrinkle dog.

[ET Awful]

3. What, no choice for ummmm . . . leg love? :) n/t

[Donkeyboy75]

5. Laughing at the stupid humans picking up your poo.

It's a pretty good deal, though, getting food, shelter and love on someone else's dime.

[ProfessorGAC]

7. Mine Has To Go Out With Me For That

I use the scooper thingie, but he has to be out there with me. So, he's helping (sort of) to clean his own bathroom.

But, i keep telling him that he needs to get a job and pay his own way. He isn't listening. Neither are our two shiftless cats!

Lazy, good-for-nothing, no job havin', fur shedding creatures. I love 'em.
The Professor

[terrya]

16. Not to gross you out or anything, but.

There are some dogs that EAT their own poo. It's disgusting as hell, but I've heard stories about it (including the fact that WE had a dog who would do that. We kept yelling at him about it)

BTW: Woody Allen is one of my favorite filmmakers. Nice avatar.

T

[Donkeyboy75]

21. Luckily, mine doesn't.

But I swear to God he gets a smug look on his face when I'm picking up his crap.

We had friends in Chicago whose puppy would crap in his crate then eat it. Nightmare.

[da_chimperor]

6. Being able to lick yourself at will

:)

[sniffa]

9. sniffing was the obvious choice for me

so i went with performing for treats

[itzamirakul]

10. My toy poodle, Babette...

LOVES belly rubs. She stays on her back in belly-rub-invitation-position for long periods of time. Sometimes, while waiting, she even dozes off..but the position stays the same.

BTW, if you had a tail, wouldn't YOU wag it?

[gottaB]

11. arrf, arrrrf rrrrrrff rrf rrrrUh

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[Undercover Owl]

12. not caring about politics

Dogs don't realize Bush is our leader! Pets don't give a fig about politics! They just care about food and tummy rubs.

[GeorgeGist]

13. Other:

Letting people think they are the master. At least that's my impression from my two goldens.

[Rowdyboy]

14. Belly rubs/naps, naps/belly rubs...

Hard to say. I'd really like a belly rub while I'm napping!

[pdx_prog]

15. The best thing about being a dog is...

NO matter what you want, all you have to do is stare at someone long enough and you will eventually get it...:)

[WoodrowFan]

20. I've tried that on my wife

sometimes the big puppy dog eyes work!

[SiouxJ]

17. No responsibility

sometimes when life gets rough I just look at my dogs and tell them, "you don't know how lucky you are."

[Spider Jerusalem]

19. The fact that humans are suckers. (n/t)