BREAKING NEWS - Bush plans discipline camps for children!

[RagingInMiami]

The Associated Press
WASHINGTON - After a series of incidents in which children throughout the country were either handcuffed or electro-shocked for alleged discipline problems, President Bush has proposed new legislation that would allow federal authorities to remove children from homes so they can be placed in “discipline camps.”
“Our children are turning into terrorists,” the president said during a short press conference, in which he stuck firmly to his rule of not answering more than one question from each reporter.
Bush said the children placed in these camps will undergo a series of deprogramming classes along with vigorous “military-type training.”
“By the time these kids get out the camps, they’ll be able to spot a terrorist from a mile away,” he said. “It’s just common sense. It makes America safer.”
The first group of children to be placed in the camps would most likely include a 5-year-old St. Louis boy who was handcuffed for being “unruly”; a 6-year-old Miami boy who was electro-shocked with a Taser gun because he had become uncontrollable; and a 10-year-old Pennsylvania girl who was handcuffed for bringing a pair of scissors to school.


http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/news/stories.nsf/educa...

http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/news/local/1039135...

http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/1102993280

[BurgherHoldtheLies]

1. Is this true??????? n/t

[liberal N proud]

2. Transcript of speech anywhere?

[RagingInMiami]

3. It's a spoof guys

I was bored

[Name removed]

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[RagingInMiami]

9. who the fuck are you?

[fryguy]

4. no..no...no....

this can't be true....can it?

[signmike]

5. If Bush had gone to one of those camps

maybe he wouldn't have turned out the way he did.
Hmm, maybe it's not too late. I know of a good location for starting one of those camps for folks like him. It's in Cuba.

[On the Road]

6. The Links Don't Go to Relevant Articles

appears to be a spoof.

[RagingInMiami]

7. Read post 3

[jmm]

10. Who needs detention when you've got detention centers?

;-)

[Cadence]

11. I got the joke.

These incidents with these kids are horrifying.

How's it goin?

[RagingInMiami]

12. Good

I didn't mean to lead people on, but I guess the irony is that with this administration, anything is possible.

[Kire]

13. I keep waiting for the punchline and a link to "The Onion"

I can't believe this is true.

[RagingInMiami]

14. It's not true

I wrote it myself. I was being sarcastic.

[RagingInMiami]

15. Do you guys get the spoof?

The AM guys missed it

[FuzzySlippers]

16. Yeah, I got it.

Some pretty gullible folks around here.

[donheld]

17. Jenna and Barbara go first

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[drhilarius]

18. BREAKING NEWS- Irony lost on many.

[pres2032]

19. very nice

hehe, though how long till those "camps" become real??

[shinju1985]

20. it's sad...

this is almost true, all kids do in school all day are worksheets anyway.

[Abelman]

21. woot

I was scared for a while there.