Do you know the Muffin Man

[eyesroll]

The muffin man, the muffin man,
Oh, do you know the muffin man,
That lives on Drury Lane?

Oh, yes, I know the muffin man,
The muffin man, the muffin man,
Oh, yes, I know the muffin man,
That lives on Drury Lane.

If someone wants to tell me why I have this particular earworm right now, I'd appreciate it. Because I can't for the life of me figure it out.

Dammit.
:argh:

[StopTheMorans]

1. who's calling me?

:evilgrin:

[eyesroll]

3. Some people like cupcakes better. I for one care less for them!

The muffin man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the utility muffin research kitchen... reaching for an oversized chrome spoon he gathers an intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants and brushing his scapular aside proceeds to dump these inside of his shirt...
He turns to us and speaks.

[StopTheMorans]

4. I'm with you, I prefer muffins nt

[laheina]

10. Mmmm...

Now I want to go get a lemon scone and a latte for breakfast.

[Cadence]

24. Now I want

a warm blueberry muffin. Have you noticed you and I are easily influenced by food suggestions? :)

[laheina]

27. I'm a foodie!

I can't help it. It's the most tangible way to partake of variety. And variety is the spice of life. :)

[wtmusic]

2. Yes, the bastard owes me $50 n/t

[SaintAnne]

5. yum muffins

I could go for muffins right now. lemon muffins from gingerbread construction co. yummmmy

[eyesroll]

11. Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully charged icing

Anointment utensil he puts forths a quarter-ounce green rosette (oh ah yuk Yuk... letÕs try that again...!) he puts forth a quarter-ounce green rosette Near the summit of a dense but radiant muffin of his own design.
Later he says:

Some people... some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say There is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of godÕs grey Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!

[SaintAnne]

12. ummm yeah, okay

[redqueen]

6. Did you see Shrek recently?

:shrug:

[eyesroll]

7. Nope, never, actually.

:shrug:

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. No, I don't associate with pimps.

[eyesroll]

9. Girl you thought he was a man

But he was a muffin
He hung around till you found
That he didnÕt know nuthinÕ
Girl you thought he was a man
But he only was a-puffinÕ
No cries is heard in the night
As a result of him stuffinÕ

[pamela]

15. Zappa fan?

I saw this thread title and my first thought was "brushing his scrapular aside...". Looks like you had the same thought.

[eyesroll]

20. Actually, I stumbled across the song when looking to find out

exactly where the Muffin Man lived.

It's a fascinating bit of rambling, though, isn't it?

[pamela]

23. Definitely.

Now I have an earworm, too.

[NewJeffCT]

13. did you just watch Shrek 2?

They mention the muffin man in there, if I recall.

[jeff30997]

14. I think it was the gingerbread man...

[bones_7672]

16. Shrek & Gingy went to the Muffin Man to make Mongo, the Giant Gingerbread

Man. And it is scary that I know that.

[DelawareValleyDem]

17. Believe it or not

I had that earworm yesterday. You must have contracted it somehow

[XNASA]

18. No sex threads.

[eyesroll]

21. I know the Muffin Man in a biblical sense.

:bounce:

[XNASA]

22. Yeah. That guy really gets around.

[Jeff in Cincinnati]

19. Yes, I knew the muffin man

I worked with the muffin man.
The muffin man was a friend of mine.
Eyesroll, you're no muffin man.

Wonder what Lloyd Benston is up to these days. Still living?

[Beware the Beast Man]

25. Two words: hamster dance.

You're welcome. :bounce:

[SOteric]

26. I know several muffin men and a croissant chick, -

but the Drury Lane is a part of town I've never been to. :shrug: