Christmas Story for people having a bad day....

[RebelOne]

I just had to share this.

Christmas Story for people having a bad day....

When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee
elves did not produce the toys as fast as the
regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the
pressure of being behind schedule.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming
to visit. This stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that
three of them were about to give birth and two had
jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where.

More stress.

Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the
boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground
and scattered the toys.

So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup
of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to
the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had
hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink.
In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the
cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little
pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get
the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw
end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa
trudged to the door. He opened the door, and there
was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas,
Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful
tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"

And so began the tradition of the little angel on
top of the Christmas tree.

[Beaverhausen]

1. LOL!!! Good one!

:spank:

[liberal N proud]

2. ROtFL

That is good

[mark11727]

3. Circling the cube-farm I call home, even as we speak...