Mmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm.

[Touchdown]

Once, there was this GIRRRRRRRRRRRRRL who...





Edit: added a 4th mmmmmm. Thanks.:hi:

[Jessica]

1. You forgot the last mmmmmmm.

;-)

[Coventina]

2. Ahhhh....happy thoughts of Weird Al....

I love his take-off of that song.

:D

[Cush]

6. Once, there was this kid who,

Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint
And when he finally came back
He had cane marks all over his bottom
He said that it was from when
The warden whacked it so hard

Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm

(*whip* sound) Ahh

Once there was this girl who
Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion
And when she finally made it
She saw some other girl who was better (*ding* sound)
And so she hired some guy to
Club her in the kneecap

Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm
(*thwack* sound) Ahh
Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm

They got paid for their sound bites
And sold their TV movie rights

And then, there was this guy who
Made his wife so mad one night that she cut off his weiner
And when he finally came to
He found that Mr. Happy was missing
He couldn't quite explain it
It'd always just been there

Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm

Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is)
Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is)

Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is)
Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is)

(There were, there is)
(There were, there is)

[AlCzervik]

3. Wouldn't go and change with the girls in the change room

[billyskank]

Wouldn't go to change with the girls in the change room

[BurtWorm]

4. That's what Campbell Soups are

[Nikepallas]

5. NOOOOOOOO not that song again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[derby378]

7. You asked for it...

Oooooooonce, there was this girl who
Went and stuffed some cornflakes up her nose during breakfast
And wheeeeeen they came to save her
She...had...spilled milk all over her clean shirt

She poured it in her noooooooose
To make the cornflakes soooooooooggyyyyyyyyy

Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb

(Based on what might have been an actual 9/11 call...)

[derby378]

8. Accidental dupe (n/t)