Real fundies don't say "Merry Christmas" they say "Blessed Christmas"

[yellowcanine]

And they don't have any of those pagan Christmas trees either.

[Marnieworld]

1. Man! I would love to hear that!

I'd shoot back with , "And a happy annual gift day to you too!" That's what we call it my agnostic house. Then we have roasted babies for dinner. ;-)

[Liberal Veteran]

2. And real people like to fuck with them by saying...

The Goddess Bless You and Your Family this Midwinter!

[CornField]

3. LMAO!

Merry Yule to you as well.

[yellowcanine]

8. That's good - I'll try and remember that one. I just think it is really

funny how all of these fundies are getting all high and mighty and talking about boycotting stores that use "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas" - as if the latter were somehow "more Christian." Even funnier is that one meaning of "merry" is gay so maybe we should start saying "Have a Gay Christmas" to the fundies and see how they appreciate that.

[On the Road]

4. To an Old-Time Scottish Calvinist,

Christmas should not be celebrated at all.

[TlalocW]

5. Why not reply with the original greeting for the season

"Lo, Saturnalia!" (Lo being said as "yo")

After all, the church just assigned the 25th as Jesus' birthday in order to take steam away from this Roman celebration of the Winter solstice and giving thanks to the god, Saturn.

TlalocW

[IHeart1993]

6. What do they say at Easter?

It is the most important day in the Church calendar?

[Politicub]

10. they say, "Happy Baby Jesus Laid and Egg for your sins day!"

[IHeart1993]

7. Dupe

[Politicub]

9. I thought they said, "Merry Christmas - Burn the witch!"