What's Your Favorite Funny Christmas Song??

[Red State Rebel]

Not just your crappy Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer, but some really funny Christmas parodies.

Here are links to performances of the choices:

Brak's Burger King Christmas Song (aka Ding! Fries are Done)
http://www.americanangst.com/dingfries.html

Porky Pigs Blue Christmas (love the laughter in the background)
http://www.blueyze.com/bluechristmas.html

Walkin Round in Women's Underwear
http://fredosite.com/todayarchives/mo-20001200.shtml (you have to scroll down the page and click on the link for this one.)


Feel free to suggest others.....

[Kire]

1. I Farted On Santa's Lap - by The Little Stinkers

And Christmas is gonna stink for me.

[donco6]

2. Wow.

The orchestration in Walkin Round . . . is amazing. Hilarious!

[Red State Rebel]

5. I know! I was laughing out loud - great singing too!

[derby378]

3. How could you miss this one?

Swiss Colony Beef Log (Off the South Park: Mr. Hankey's Christmas CD)

A true masterpiece, indeed!

[the Princess]

4. Chipmunk's roasting on an open fire..........

ROFLMAO!

[chefgirl]

6. I voted for 'Womens Underwear'

I love that song, however, 'Holy Shit, It's Christmas' deserves honorable mention.

-chef-

[MissMillie]

7. The Twelve Pains of Christmas

www.bobrivers.com/audiovault/tunes/

You can stream the song at this site.... Look for the song on the Alphabetical List.

[Debbi801]

16. That's a classic! And I haven't heard it yet this season.

[Joe_VB]

8. "Holy Shit it's Christmas" by Red Peters........

[ElectroPrincess]

9. #1 FAV = "It's Christmas at Ground Zero" ... by Weird Al Yankovic

It's Christmas at Ground Zero
There's music in the air
The sleigh bells are ringin' and the carolers are singin'
While the air raid sirens blare

It's Christmas at Ground Zero
The button has been pressed
The radio just let us know
That this is not a test

Everywhere the atom bombs are droppin'
It's the end of all humanity
No more time for last minute shoppin'
It's time to face your final destiny

Well, it's Christmas at Ground Zero
There's panic in the crowd
We can dodge debris while we trim the tree
Underneath a mushroom cloud

(siren)

You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop
Or Jack Frost on your windowsill
But if someone's climbin' down your chimney
You better load your gun and shoot to kill

Oh, it's Christmas at Ground Zero
And if the radiation level's okay
I'll go out with you and see the all new
Mutations on New Year's Day

It's Christmas at Ground Zero
Just seconds left to go
I'll duck and cover with my yuletide lover
Underneath the mistletoe

It's Christmas at Ground Zero
Now the missiles are on their way
What a crazy fluke we're gonna get nuked
On this jolly holiday
What a crazy fluke we're gonna get nuked
On this jolly holiday

(siren)

[CO Liberal]

10. Bob River's "The Chimney Song"

THE CHIMNEY SONG
by BOB RIVERS COMEDY CORP

There's something stuck up in the chimney
And I don't know what it is,
But it's been there all night long.
Well, I waited up for Santa all Christmas night
But he never came and it don't seem right.
And there's something in the chimney
And it doesn't make a sound,
But I wish you Merry Christmas.

There's something stuck up in the chimney
And I don't know what it is,
But it's been there all week long.
Well, the dog keeps barking up the chimney flue
And we don't know what we're going to do.
Cause there's something in the chimney
And it doesn't move around,
And it's been a week since Christmas.

There's something stuck up in the chimney
And I don't know what it is,
But it's been there all month long.
Well, it's jammed up tight above the fireplace
Now the house smells funny, such a big disgrace.
That there's something in the chimney
And it doesn't talk at all,
And it's been there since last Christmas.

There's something stuck up in the chimney
And I don't know what it is,
But it's been there all year long.
I'll been waiting up for Santa like I did last year
But my brother says, "He's already here."
And he's stuck up in the chimney
And he doesn't say a word
And he'll be there every Christmas.
And we'll have him every Christmas.

http://missy.reimer.com/lyrics/chimney.txt

[buckettgirl]

11. Grandpa Got Run Over By a Beertruck Lyrics!

I don't know who sings it, and I had it downloaded on my other harddive, but since that one fried, I no longer have it. I love that parody. on edit: I just did a search and found the lyrics: http://webpages.marshall.edu/~hartwel1/humor/misc/grandpa_got_run_over_by_beer_truck.html
I also like Police Stop My Car (to Feliz Navidad)

[ElectroPrincess]

12. Perhaps = "Grandma got runover by a reindeer" ? ... by Less Than Jake

grandma got runover by a reindeer
walking home from our house christmas eve
you could say theres no such thing as santa
but as for me and grandpa we believe

she'd been drinking too much egg nog
and we begged her not to go
but she forgot her medication
and she staggered out the door into the snow

when we found her the Christmas morning
at the scene of the attack
she had hoofprints on her fore head
and incriminating claws marks on her back

grandma got runover by a reindeer
walking home from our house christmas eve
you could say theres no such thing as santa
but as for me and grandpa we believe

now we're all so proud of grandpa
he's been taking this so well
see him in there watching football
drinking beer and playing cards with cousin Nel

its not christmas without grandma
all the family's dressed in black
and we just cant help but wonder
should we open up her gifts or send them back?
(send them back!)

grandma got runover by a reindeer
walking home from our house christmas eve
you could say theres no such thing as santa
but as for me and grandpa we believe

now the goose is on the table
and the pudding made of fig (ah!)
and the blue and silver candles
that would just have matched the hair in grandmas wig

i've warned all our friends and neighbours
better watch out for yourselves
they should never give a license
to a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves

grandma got runover by a reindeer
walking home from our house christmas eve
you could say theres no such thing as santa
but as for me and grandpa we believe

(sing it grandpa!)

grandma got runover by a reindeer
walking home from our house christmas eve
you could say theres no such thing as santa
but as for me and grandpa we believe

On Edit: You're on TARGET ... always a variation to the real deal. :P

[phaseolus]

13. HAPPY HOLIDAYS Y'ALL

There is a Barbie doll in the gravy boat up on mom's TV set
An angel made of Styrofoam holds Rita's cigarette
Santa waves an empty beer in his plastic hand
Everyone is here again, it's Christmastime again

You know the kids are in their sleepin' bags with every kind of toy
And Ken and Kay have hit the hay in dad's new La-Z-Boy
Fran has got a cozy spot beneath the Christmas tree
Sittin' in his underwear, drunk as he can be

Last night we stuffed our stockings and hung the mistletoe
When Santa Claus came knocking, he looked like Uncle Joe
Someone put the coffee on and find the Tylenol
Merry Christmas everyone, Happy Holidays y'all

Of course old dad got mom a flannel robe and Ken a socket set
Mom got Kay a super value pack of Nicorette
And Kay got Ken a NordicTrack and a new guitar for me
Ken got sister Spanish speaking lessons on CD

Last night we all sang Jingle Bells and opened up our hearts
This morning our house looks like hell or possibly Wal-Mart
Someone clean the gravy boat and dress the Barbie doll
Merry Christmas everyone, Happy Holidays y'all

We're makin' mimosas on the deck and packin' the U-haul
Merry Christmas everyone, God bless us one and all

- Robert Earl Keen - 1998

[Gunit_Sangh]

14. A Christmas Carol by Tom Lehrer

n/t

[DBoon]

15. Christmas with the Devil

by Spinal Tap

The elves are dressed in leather
And the angels are in chains
(Christmas with the Devil)

The sugar plums are rancid
And the stockings are in flames
(Christmas with the Devil)

There's a demon in my belly
And a gremlin in my brain
There's someone up the chimney hole
And Satan is his name

The rats ate all the presents
And the reindeer ran away
(Christmas with the Devil)

There'll be no Father Christmas
'Cause it's Evils holiday
(Christmas with the Devil)

No bells in Hell
No snow below-
Silent Night, Violent Night

So come all ye unfaithful
Don't be left out in the cold
You don't need no invitation, no...
Your ticket is your soul

[maveric]

17. I think its called "Father Christmas" by The Kinks. Its kinda funny.

[SOteric]

18. Alvin and the Chipmunks, the Chipmunk Song.

[jobycom]

19. Merry Christmas From the Family-- But you might have to be a redneck

to really get it:

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE FAMILY
(Robert Earl Keen Jr.)
Robert Earl Keen - 1994


Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk
At our Christmas party
We were drinkin' champagne punch
And homemade eggnog
Little sister brought her new boyfriend
He was a Mexican
We didn't know what to think of him
Til he sang Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad

Brother Ken brought his kids with him
The three from his first wife Lynn
And the two identical twins
From his second wife MaryNell
Of course he brought his new wife Kaye
Who talks all about AA
Chain smokin' while the stereo plays
Noel, Noel, The first Noel

Carve the turkey turn the ball game on
Mix Margaritas when the eggnog's gone
Send somebody to the Quik-Pak store
We need some ice and an extention cord
A can of bean dip and some Diet Rite
A box of tampons and some Marlboro Lights
Hallelujah everybody say cheese
Merry Christmas from the family

Fran and Rita drove from Harlingen
I can't remember how I'm kin to them
But when they tried to plug their motorhome in
They blew our christmas lights
Cousin David knew just what went wrong
So we all waited on our front lawn
He threw the breaker and the lights came on
And we sang Silent Night
Oh Silent Night

Carve the turkey turn the ballgame on
Make Bloody Marys cause we all want one
Send somebody to the Stop 'n Go
We need some celery and a can of fake snow
A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprite
A box of tampons and some Salem Lights
Hallelujah everybody say cheese
Merry Christmas from the family

Feliz Navidad.

[obreaslan]

20. I'll be the lone Porky Pig voter....

I hear this for the first time last year, It's great.