Can this marriage be saved? Kournikova and Iglesias

[BurtWorm]

Report: Kournikova, Iglesias Wed in Mexico
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

Published: December 15, 2004

http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/arts/AP-People-Iglesias-Kournikova.html

Filed at 3:01 p.m. ET

NEW YORK (AP) -- Is the knot really tied this time?

Anna Kournikova and Enrique Iglesias were married in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, a few weeks ago, Us Weekly magazine reports. ``Everything is awesome. We are married,'' the magazine quotes Kournikova as saying at a charity tennis event in Florida Sunday.

Ivy Mollenkamp, Kournikova's publicist, refused Tuesday to confirm or deny the Us Weekly story, saying, ``We never comment on her personal life.'' Iglesias' representative, Stacy Boniello, also had no comment.

Court officials in charge of registering marriages in Puerto Vallarta and neighboring Nuevo Vallarta said they had no record of such a wedding. But the former tennis pro and the Latin pop star could have had a religious wedding, which would not be legally recognized in Mexico.

[Fenris]

1. This will never replace my favorite Kournikova story

In which she said she was retiring from tennis to pursue a career as a television personality/game show host. What the fuck?! TV personality?! Like RuPaul?

Kournikova, incidentally, comes from a Slavic root word meaning "untalented but with a degree of skankness that more than makes up for it; mildly retarded."