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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-15-04 03:45 PM Original message |
This Message Is NEW and IMPROVED... |
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StopTheMorans (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-15-04 03:45 PM Response to Original message |
1. Hi Allen, I'm not satisfied with this message. May I return it for a full |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-15-04 03:49 PM Response to Reply #1 |
7. Of Course You May. |
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StopTheMorans (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-15-04 03:49 PM Response to Reply #7 |
8. Thanks! |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-15-04 03:46 PM Response to Original message |
2. Who is the pretty lady in your avatar? |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-15-04 03:49 PM Response to Reply #2 |
9. That is Hedy Lamarr |
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mr_hat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-15-04 03:50 PM Response to Reply #9 |
11. HED-ley! |
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trotsky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-15-04 03:51 PM Response to Reply #11 |
12. Count De Money? |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-15-04 04:53 PM Response to Reply #12 |
25. Don't Get Saucy With Me, Bernaise! |
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trotsky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-15-04 03:46 PM Original message |
I want double my money back. |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-15-04 03:50 PM Response to Original message |
10. Okay... Gladly. Enclosed, please find your double-refund. |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-15-04 03:46 PM Response to Original message |
3. I 'd like to speak with the manager please. |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-15-04 03:51 PM Response to Reply #3 |
13. Okay... |
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Misunderestimator (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-15-04 03:46 PM Response to Original message |
4. I think you are overly confident in the quality of your product... |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-15-04 03:53 PM Response to Reply #4 |
14. We've Tested It Many Times... |
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Misunderestimator (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-15-04 04:21 PM Response to Reply #14 |
21. Ok... Now you're scaring me... |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-15-04 04:23 PM Response to Reply #21 |
24. LOL! |
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kmla (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-15-04 03:46 PM Original message |
But, if I find a message for a lower price... |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-15-04 03:55 PM Response to Original message |
15. Absolutely! But It Cannot Be An "In-House" Sale On One-Of-A-Kinds |
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AlCzervik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-15-04 03:46 PM Response to Original message |
5. What if I used some of it? |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-15-04 03:55 PM Response to Reply #5 |
16. Return It Anyway... We Have A Shrink Wrap Machine... |
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AlCzervik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-15-04 04:02 PM Response to Reply #16 |
19. Ok, just so you know, it gave me a rash. |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-15-04 04:21 PM Response to Reply #19 |
22. Yes, We've Seen That Before |
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LynzM (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-15-04 03:47 PM Response to Original message |
6. If it's new, how can it also be improved??? |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-15-04 03:57 PM Response to Reply #6 |
17. I See Your Point... But It's "New" Because It's A New Formula... |
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kmla (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-15-04 03:57 PM Response to Reply #6 |
18. Ooooh. An oxymoran. |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-15-04 10:28 PM Response to Reply #18 |
26. Oxymoran is a laundry detergent, isn't it? |
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XNASA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-15-04 04:03 PM Response to Original message |
20. Where do you put in the batteries? |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-15-04 04:22 PM Response to Reply #20 |
23. Thank You For Asking Sir!... That's One Of The Improvements!! |
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