Shallow, selfish, petty women: Is there another kind?

[TufNeck]

What women really want is a good looking guy that will treat them like shit. If you're not good looking, you have to be rich. A lot of women are so shallow that money is enough for them to be in a relationship. If you're not good looking and you're not rich, then you're pretty much screwed (unless the girl is horny, in which case she'll use you for what she wants, even if you're ugly).


:evilgrin: :nuke:

[prolesunited]

1. Yes

Everything you said is true about every single woman. :eyes:

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

2. You're trying to make some friends, huh?

:shrug:

[redqueen]

3. You're funny.

:hi:

[Beware the Beast Man]

4. Mmmmmmm....pizza.....

:drool:

[Left Is Write]

5. Of course there's no other kind.

We're all essentially prostitutes, in it for the money and the good looks. Any other questions?

[shesemsmom]

6. seems that they

search out shallow, selfish petty men

[skygazer]

7. You're so right

Which means, you're shit outta luck! :hi:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

8. you are SO right

i am a beautiful woman who is looking for a man/woman with tons of money. i dont care if you are a horrible person. i just want your money.

[gollygee]

9. How'd you get our playbook?

Curses, our secret is out!

[Jack_Dawson]

10. LOL n/t

[NC_Nurse]

11. You've been watchng too many diamond commercials...

turn off the TV and relax.

You might want to consider that that ANGER and BITTERNESS aren't real attractive as well...

[TalkingDog]

12. You know all of our secrets, now we have to kill you.

Now, where do you live?

[Beware the Beast Man]

13. Why don't you just post: "Bitches ain't shit but hoes & tricks"?

It would have sped up the process. :eyes:

edited for eyes.

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

15. Good point. You should type as little as possible to avoid carpal tunnel

syndrome. After all, that hand is your only hope!

[Beware the Beast Man]

17. Heheheh...good one.

That wasn't directed at me, was it? :hi:

[RetroLounge]

18. ouch...

nicely put...

:hi:

RL

[TufNeck]

19. ah come on I was only kidding

a little anyway :)

[redqueen]

21. It's okay...

when hurt, we women are liable to think all kinds of ugly things about men, too.

We just have the good sense not to post our nasty thoughts on message boards.

;)

[NoSheep]

14. I guess I had it wrong. I've had a bunch of ugly guys treat me like shit

and have pretty much supported half my boyfriends. But on the other hand, I was horny.:shrug:

[RetroLounge]

16. Okay, so you got hurt by a woman

and so the best way to get over it is to denigrate ALL women.

Man, get used to being lonely.

"Bitter, party of one"

RL

[TufNeck]

23. Women are great

it took me some time but i think I've finally figured them out

[AlCzervik]

20. "Bitter....table for one"

:evilgrin:

[Ellen Forradalom]

22. The How-Not-To-Get-Laid Handbook by TufNeck.

Other chapters include: "Only Fat Chicks Place Personal Ads," "Only Gay Guys Place Personal Ads," and "She Didn't Answer my Email, So Women are Manipulative Bitches."

[Moderator]

24. Locking

This is inappropriate.

[JVS]

25. Maybe if you just start treating them like shit, they'll assume you're...

rich and sexy. Treating people like shit is a great way to display confidence. And even if it doesn't work, you'll have had fun.