If Jesus Christ came back and went for a stroll through Freepertown, USA..

[UdoKier]

The fundamentalist republican "Christians" infesting most of these places would...

[ZombieNixon]

1. What could possibly piss Freepers off more than

a guy with long girly hair, who wears what looks suspiciously like a dress, preaches peace and tolerance and spent his adult life living with twelve men? ;)

[LeftyMom]

9. A middle-eastern man who doesn't speak English

and has never set foot in church, can't drive a truck, has no wife or kids, advocates paying taxes, works in the trades and heals people for free.

[donheld]

2. If they found out he hung out constantly with 12 men

they'd call him a homosexual tramp.

[punpirate]

3. If there were any justice...

... they'd be shitting great big bricks of genuine humility.... :P

But, more likely, they'd have him arrested.

[yardwork]

4. Yes, he'd be arrested for disturbing the peace

and possibly executed for being a trouble-making pervert.

Hmmm. That's exactly what happened last time.

[Maestro]

5. They definitely wouldn't recognize him since

he would probably be a stout, Palestinian looking type guy. Not their preconceived notion of what Jesus should be. And he'd be speaking Aramaic which might put him on the terrorist list.

[Tighthead Prop]

6. I would vote for other...

A man who preached tolerance, peace and to love your fellow men? They would make fun of him and call him unpatriotic or terrorist sympethizer, but most importantly they would yell at him as loud as they could what he and his father really meant and intended.

[longlivebigdog]

7. I Voted Other

I think that He would cry.

[Laelth]

8. Just like the Pharisees ...

... they'd ridicule him, and probably try to have him executed. They'd think he was a commie pinko, undoubtedly.



-Laelth

[Cobalt Violet]

10. They'd call him a "LIBTARD". n/t