I hate coming out...

[Guy Fawkes]

Its the first thing a lot of people find out about me. Mostly because they ignore everything else...

And after they find out... questions. So many questions it makes me dizzy! And they think that I know all the answers! Then there are always people that tell that kind of joke, and someone will lean over and whisper something to them. A moment later its question time! And it only gets worse this time of year; its not like they couldn't just go to the f*cking library and find the answers!

You'ld think that after 5000+ years, people would get used to Jews...

[ET Awful]

1. BUAHAHAHAHAHA

You just made my night :)

[Liberal Veteran]

2. So is it true that....

....you get a lot of questions when people find out you are Jewish?

[CatBoreal]

3. Giggle.... who was it that said....

they'd rather be a black man than a homosexual, because they wouldn't have to come out of the closet.

[donheld]

4. I was kinda glad my mom outted me

to most people. She got the questions.

[Nikia]

5. It's worse when they make Jew jokes without knowing

Alright, I am technically not Jewish but have Jewish heritage. I am always torn between keeping quiet and outing that part of me. I had a Jewish friend who always outed herself when that happened. She said that usually made them feel bad.

[AlCzervik]

6. Here is my favorite comment

whenever someone finds out i'm jewish..."Oh, you don't look jewish".

[stranger_with_candy]

8. you must have a small nose

cause everyone knows that ALL jews have big noses... ;)

[jeff30997]

10. And horns too !

[Fridays Child]

7. Perhaps you could just keep several FAQ sheets on hand.

...all rolled up in a tube, like the ones that hang underneath real estate signs.

;)

[bigwillq]

9. That was a funny story

I got a chuckle out of it.

[arwalden]

11. Funny!!

[JohnKleeb]

12. hah thats great