I'm so damned scared, it's not even funny how scared I am

[MichaelHarris]

http://www.trainupachild.com/cgi-bin/shopnow.cgi?ACTION=thispage&thispage=orig-figures.html&ORDER_ID=278516440

[rucky]

1. those biblical figures need to get out in the sun more

they're pretty darn pale for a bunch of Mideasterners.

[MichaelHarris]

15. I kinda wondered that

they some of the "whitest" middle easterners I've ever seen, maybe they are Mormons.

[Old Mouse]

2. just mix in some Masters of the Universe figures

[MichaelHarris]

4. Wonder if

The Ninja Turtles could take Solomon?

[TyeDye75]

58. Moses looks like my Obi Wan Kenobe (old version) figure

[MichaelHarris]

64. "LET MY

people go, and oh yeah, may the force be with you"

[Neoma]

3. interesting that its not satire

This is though
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2119123

[MnFats]

5. It's the "Touchdown Moses!"

Unless Aaron just scored a field goal!

[MichaelHarris]

8. LMFAO

you guys gotta quit making me bust out and waking my dog LOL. That's funny

[Fleshdancer]

6. Hey! Mary can't be an action figure, can she???

I thought she didn't get any action. what gives?

[MichaelHarris]

11. you guys are

killin' me that's some funny stuff. Ummmm maybe Solomon did some "slick-leggin'"

[Menshevik]

30. notice there is no Joseph action figure

to go along with Mary

[Must_B_Free]

7. Notice Adam has a Belly Button!

[Fleshdancer]

10. This proves God is a Goddess! n/t

[MichaelHarris]

13. and

if you look closely lint.

[drhilarius]

9. Super Jesus- now with mega awesome kung-fu grip!!!! n/t

[MichaelHarris]

12. hahahahahahaaa

will they have Fuzz head Jesus soon?

[RagingInMiami]

14. Where the fuck is Lucifer?

Isn't he a pivotal character in the Bible?

[MichaelHarris]

17. LMFAO

I knew it had to come and you're the right guy for it. Find us a Lucifer doll.

[MichaelHarris]

19. We could make

DU action figures but we'll have to do it before they ban me, I feel the heat.

[MichaelHarris]

48. I just thought of something

If you set up the action figures and play wouldn't that make you God?

[TyeDye75]

59. I tried to convince my cousin to name her baby boy Lucifer

Once you take away the evil connotations its a pretty bitchin name.... and personally I think said connations make it even cooler.

[donheld]

16. Send them an email

[e-mail] tell them what you think.

[MichaelHarris]

20. at least

we could ask if we buy 6 Jesuses do we get the seventh free?

[Erika]

18. I just sent them an email

that Christ didn't do commercial ventures.

I suggest you do the same.

[MichaelHarris]

23. If you

get on there mailing list let us know of any "specials" Like a 2-fer Mary or something like that.

[Erika]

26. Maybe those citizens whom He washed their feet!

Christ would be crucified again if he showed up in Bushie's America.

[MichaelHarris]

32. did they

have a "foot washing" playset?

[MichaelHarris]

49. lets all send them an email asking

When I play with my Jesus action figures does that make me God?

[shinju1985]

21. they forgot someone

Action figure Paul, he'll hold coats and nasty stuff falls off his eyes when you hold him up to a light.

[MichaelHarris]

24. LOL

Want about a Garden of Eden snake and a evil apple.

[donheld]

27. I want Adam and Steve the way they were in the garden

Nekkid

[MichaelHarris]

34. but

penises are evil aren't they?

[donheld]

29. Wecome shinju

[shinju1985]

36. thx

[tridim]

22. It's Flanders approved! (tm)

[MichaelHarris]

25. I want a

Tower of Babel playset, I think they are on backorder.

[Menshevik]

28. what boring action figures

[MichaelHarris]

31. I know

at least they could have added bazookas or something

[necso]

33. That's a good deal on the whole set...

although the Goliath figure looks a little small.

[MichaelHarris]

35. does he

come with the rock that hit him in da eye?

[necso]

38. David appears to be minus his sling,

so I am guessing no.

And I imagine that David would rely on some wrestling move at this point... or maybe kung fu. -- And I suppose that a tag team match isn't completely out of the question.

[MichaelHarris]

40. they missed a good selling point

David with spring-loaded sling arm

[necso]

43. This would have seriously eroded their profit margin.

What do you think that these cost to make? -- Probably very little in China.

[MichaelHarris]

45. no doubt

they "outsourced" Jesus

[AngryLizard]

37. David and Moses look like Luke Skywalker and

Ben Kenobi.

Bibilical Action Figures?

[Midnight Rambler]

39. I know I haven't been to church in a while

but didn't one of the Commandments say something about making graven images?

[MichaelHarris]

41. good point and

if I buy the set can I confess my sins to the Jesus action figure?

[bettyellen]

42. "order jesus" like it's mc donalds or something.. jeeze! !

[MichaelHarris]

46. Happy Meal

Jesus vs The Hambugerlar

[solinvictus]

44. Where's the Jehovah Attack Copter?

Or Satan's Secret Cave? These people need some imagination. What about a Tower of Babel playset or the Sodom and Gomorrha Rain of Fire Set?

[MichaelHarris]

47. hahahahahaha

Order today and get the Jobe playset, actually watch him suffer before your very eyes.

[vetwife]

50. I don't normally get in these threads unless its in the Religion format

but I think tolerance of all faiths ,must be accepted. I am a christian, you all know me and we can't be bashing any religion.
I agree that tolerance of faiths is what is needed but as a christian and not a religious pharasee, I do have my faith and it means a great deal to me and I don't impose it on anyone but I don't bash people for their faith either !

[MichaelHarris]

51. I can't speak for anyone but myself

but what I'm bashing is the "marketing" of Christianity and the worship of action figures, ya know the whole graven image thing.

I'm also a Christian who is able to laugh at himself. On edit: I read through the entire thread and didn't see one post bashing Christianity, just the toys, coming soon in a Happy Meal near you. With my history I'm sure the Mods will see differently so I expect a lock around sunrise.

[TrogL]

52. Train up a child?

:wtf:

That's the spooky part.

Let's giv'm Jaysus toys an' whup 'em if they won't play with 'em.

[MichaelHarris]

53. LOL

and if he plays with the Mary doll too much we got problems.

[leftofthedial]

54. I wanna tell you

Job is hung like a parakeet

[MichaelHarris]

55. LOL n/t

[Fleshdancer]

56. so when do they come out with the Passion of Christ video game?

it's only a matter of time, right?

[MichaelHarris]

61. LOL

multi-role playing? Or first person?

[CatBoreal]

57. Shouldn't Adam and Eve....

be nekkid????

[MichaelHarris]

62. pre and post apple sets

may be available soon.

[dolo amber]

60. Eve's loincloth is

FABulous!! :loveya:

[MichaelHarris]

63. Is that

Eve St Lauraent? Or Off the rack Walmart loincloth?