Rooster Joke

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This made me laugh this morning, so i'm sharing...

A farmer has about 500 hens, but no rooster, and
> he wants chicks badly, so, he goes down the road to
> the next farm and asks if they have a rooster that
> they would sell. The other farmer says, "Yes, I've
> got this great rooster, named Kenny. He'll service
> every chicken you've got, no problem." Trouble is,
> Kenny the rooster costs $100, a lot of money, but
> the farmer decides he'd be worth it. So, he buys
> Kenny.
>
> The farmer takes Kenny home and sets him down in the
> barnyard, but first he gave the rooster a pep talk.
> "I want you to pace yourself you've got a lot of
> chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of
> money. Consequently, I'll need you to do a good
> job. So, take your time and have some fun," the
> farmer said, with a chuckle.
>
> Kenny seems to understand, so the farmer points
> toward the hen house and Kenny takes off like a
> shot. WHAM! Kenny nails every hen in the hen house -
> three or four times, and the farmer is really
> shocked.
>
> After that, the farmer hears a commotion in the duck
> pen and, sure enough, Kenny is in there. Later, the
> farmer sees Kenny after a flock of geese down by
> the lake. Once again - WHAM! - All the geese get it.
> By sunset he sees Kenny out in the fields chasing
> quail and pheasants.
>
> The farmer is distraught and worried that his
> expensive rooster won't even last the night. Sure
> enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next
> morning to find Kenny on his back out in the middle
> of the yard, mouth open, tongue hanging out and both
> feet sticking straight up in the air with Buzzards
> circling overhead.
>
> The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colourful
> and expensive bird, shakes his head and says, "Oh,
> Kenny, I told you to pace yourself.
I tried to get you to slow down,
now look what you've done to yourself."
>
> Kenny slowly opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards
> circling in the sky Above and says, "Shhh,be quiet, you're
> scaring the buzzard booty away."

[xchrom]

1. buzzard booty

i've had a few of those nights...

i have no shame;-)