Farting in the wintertime

[underpants]

That "hey look I can see my breath" moment works on both ends.

So be careful about that especially if you happen taking a "smoke break" standing in front a giant glass facade of a major university medical center with the freshest crop of 3rd year med students, families of patients waiting for their loved ones, and the 3:15 express passing by with those on the bus with nothing better to do that look out the window-pointing and laughing. :grr:


Just a word to the wise and otherwise.

[kmla]

1. This happened to a friend of yours standing nearby, right?

;)

[underpants]

3. Right right purely hypothetical

Just a word of warning really. I've heard of it happening.

[yvr girl]

2. That's what you get for smoking

[underpants]

6. Hey I only had 8 yesterday

and that was a day of doing nothing but sitting in a waiting room.

I only had 5 on Tuesday and those were additive free (though still not safe) American Spirits.

[StopTheMorans]

4. I was going to do a copycat entitled "sharting in the wintertime", but

refrained. shart is one of my favorite words b/c it's so gross and descriptive :evilgrin:

[Cuban_Liberal]

5. Kinda hard to blame it on the dog, huh?

;)

[underpants]

7. Problematic

there weren't any people in wheel chairs around to look at awkwardly either.

[ScreamingMeemie]

8. Either that...or wear a really heavy, long parka...

:hi: I hope all is well and that you were not at the medical center for a serious problem.

[underpants]

17. My brother

they took out his lymphnodes yesterday and way have to go back in on the tongue-they had thought the chemo/radiation had done the trick (not sure) now. This is for cancer and yes I am aware of how stupid it is to be smoking when going to wait for someone having surgery for cancer.

I AM quitting, slowly.

[ScreamingMeemie]

19. You get no whack upside the head from me. I know how hard it is to

quit, even in the face of watching someone go through cancer. The slogan don't quit quitting is very worthwhile. I'll never quit quitting. :hi:

[Township75]

9. Are you sure about this....

seeing your breath is actually seeing the moisture of your breath condense in the cold air. I have no idea about the moisture contents of anyones' farts...at least when they are healthy

[Magrittes Pipe]

10. It sure does keep the bed warm, though!

:D

[ScreamingMeemie]

11. MrG is a blanket fluffer. It is so awful that sometimes I must leave.

Bleh....

[Magrittes Pipe]

13. Well, you told him you wanted a "Dutch oven."

Ingrate. ;)

[ScreamingMeemie]

15. Did he have to take me seriously?

;) How have you been? I haven't seen you around lately. :hug:

[Magrittes Pipe]

16. I've been hardly working.

Trying to avoid getting fired by "the Man" for surfing too much on the job.

Speaking of which, I should run.... :hi:

[matcom]

12. how else is one supposed to stay warm during those smoke breaks?

:shrug:

[Marnieworld]

14. What a bunch of hypocritical farters!

As if they hadn't made a cloud or two that day themselves? We still love you underpants. Be proud fart out loud!

[tuvor]

18. I spent 30 winters in Edmonton.

And I don't know WHAT you're talking about.

Having grown up there, I can't believe that as a youngster, all of my peers simply didn't notice this "phenomenon".