Official DU Christmas List for Santa

[pres2032]

Only 9 days till Christmas!

It's time we write our Christmas list so we can send it to the North Pole and Santa can know what we want!

I'll go first:

Santa, I have been a good little boy and I would like Medal of Honor: Pacific Assault, the Third Season DVD of the West Wing, and Star Wars Battlefront for Playstation 2.

[StopTheMorans]

1. a Ronco Pocket Fisherman for MichaelHarris

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

2. I want hard evidence of voter fraud by Bushco.

[demnan]

3. Santa

I want the Iraq war to end. Peace on earth, good will toward men and all that stuff.

[dr.strangelove]

4. Don't Care how, I want it now

Gooses! Geeses!
I want my geese to lay gold eggs for Easter

I want a feast.
I want a bean feast!

Cream buns and doughnuts and fruitcake with no nuts
So good you could go nuts

I want a ball
I want a party
Pink macaroons and a million balloons
And performing baboons and ...
Give it to me
Now!

I want the world
I want the whole world
I want to lock it all up in my pocket
It's my bar of chocolate
Give it to me
Now!

I want today
I want tomorrow
I want to wear 'em like braids in my hair
And I don't want to share 'em

I want a party with room fulls of laughter
Ten thousand tons of ice cream
And if I don't get the things I am after
I'm going to scream!

I want the works
I want the whole works
Presents and prizes and sweets and surprises
Of all shapes and sizes
And now

Don't care how
I want it now
Don't care how
I want it now!

[MissMillie]

5. I'll bite

Santa, I have tried very hard to be a good person this year--I even worked for the Kerry Campaign. I would really like a new car (a Subaru Baja), If you can't fit that in your sleigh with all the presents for all the other deserving folks, I would still be more than happy with a gift certificate to the spa, "Impossible Dream" by Patty Griffin, or the live concert DVD by Aimee Mann.

[DebinTx]

6. A job for my spouse.

Bankruptcy is just around the corner and moving closer.

[dolo amber]

Dear Santa..

I would like a boob job, please. My back is killing me. Thanks in advance! :hi:

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. How would making them bigger help your back?

I mean, unless the job at the freak show has a health plan that covers chiropracty.

[matcom]

7. my purple spanking Hippo back

thank you Santa

[Deja Q]

9. A husband, job security, a future, good health.

All that stuff that the wealthiest yet likely least deserving of the top ecomonic 1% women have blindly taken for granted.

[Beer Snob-50]

10. Dear Santa,

I have been a good boy, a darn good boy. I would like peace on earth, family stability, and if you could the Star Wars trilogy DVD.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

11. I want:

1. Bush and cronies exiled to Siberia
2. "A"s on my exams
3. "Boston Public" to come out on DVD (guess it's too liberal and Fox
doesn't want to make it available or something; why are current 1st
season shows ALREADY out on DVD??)
4. The U.S. out of Iraq
5. Someone to take all of the millions of tons of unsold food out of
U.S. grocery stores and get it somehow to people worldwide who don't
have enough to eat

[terrya]

12. Dear Santa:

I would like an intrusive rectal exam given to me by a loved one (who lives some distance away). I haven't had one in about a month. I do like my rectal exams. I have been very good this year.

Thank you,
Terry

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

13. terrya, why is your loved one so far away?

[pres2032]

14. kick for the afternoon shift