I was sittin in Africa having a good ole time

[commander bunnypants]

An African-American coworker came to work today with this huge coat on. A gave him a hard time about it. His reply, I aint descended from you white Scandanavian's and I was sittin in Africa having a good ole time till you white people showed up.

He had me on the floor laughing my butt off

CB

[Chalco]

1. I gotta good one...

I'm Caucasian. I was regaling my African-American co-workers with my vacation in Florida. The conversation went like this:

Me: "We stayed at a 5 star resort on the beach and we get to write it off because we drove by the property we own."

Co-Worker: "That's what you call a white person's drive by."

[commander bunnypants]

2. good one

CB