How many CAPTIONs Mr.President.....sir it is a simple question....

[underpants]

Sir?

[Crankie Avalon]

1. "No, it's just ONE finger, Sir...

...you must REALLY be drunk."

[obreaslan]

3. He he, great minds...

see #2. :hi:

[loudestchick]

10. That was my first thought as well!!!!!Rotfl

[obreaslan]

2. Follow my finger Mr. President....

Good. Now, lean your head back, close your eyes, and touch your nose....It's no good boys, he's drunk!

[Itchinjim]

4. "No I aint gonna smell your finger again"!

[Zuni]

5. Get that outta my face---where has that finger been ?

[Jessica]

6. Bush to himself:

"What's that??!! What's he doing??!! I'm not used to seeing that finger. And his hand is facing the wrong direction! Oh, God. Where's Karl? I need him to explain what's going on here!"

[BringEmOn]

7. Are you telling me that God didn't know there were no WMD?

[underpants]

9. OOooooh

Biting. Very good.

[Radical Activist]

8. You want to stick that up my what?

I haven't let a man do that since college!

[jeff30997]

12. Rotfl !

[mogster]

11. "Just look at the finger, sir. And then walk along the line over there"

[regularguy]

13. "Whoa! Out of my face with that so-called 'new math'. "

[dean_dem]

14. "Now just follow my finger with your eyes sir..."

Just hope he doesn't ask Bush for the breathilyzer next.

[Merrick]

15. Da Bears... Da Bears... Da Bears....Polish Sausage....Da.....Bulls...