The "Doc Says I Gained Weight" CAPTION

[Crankie Avalon]

"...then he gets behind me like this and
says, 'The bigger the cushion, the better
the pushin'."

[meganmonkey]

1. Eeeeewwww!!

:puke:

[Richardo]

2. I like the way you can see the essence of his soul behind him...

:scared:

[AlCzervik]

3. "And i said fat with a ph, oh yeah thats me"

[skip fox]

4. "And they told me it was a football, but it was a watermelon, and

they told me to strip off but to keep the blindfold on, and then they had me get down on the plastic sheet, which was all oiled up, with the watermelon, and they said, 'Play ball!' . . . Wow. What an initiation!"

[zbdent]

5. "I mean, if you're the quarterback, you know who the center is, right?

So this dumb feck in front of me keeps telling me to move right. I keep telling the dumb feck to hike me the ball. Then the whistle blows, and that damn Democrat-Commie-Liberal-Faggot-loving referee penalizes us for delaying the game!"

[BringEmOn]

6. "I told Condi to swallow it all....don't want no stain on no dress."