I'm bored. Entertain me.

[kmla]

Sing, dance, recite poetry, tell jokes. Do SOMETHING...

*yawn*

[SCDem]

1. What did the fish say when he hit a wall?

[kmla]

3. Dunno. What?

:shrug:

[SCDem]

4. Dam.

[kmla]

5. Hah!

It's a start. I semi-chuckled.

Got any more?

[SCDem]

7. What did the young ant say to her mom?

[SCDem]

10. Ok I won't make you guess! The little ant asked her mom

why all her uncles were ants!!

[Gothic Sponge]

2. I am not your monkey!

[Beware the Beast Man]

6. Everybody do the Michigan raaaaaaaag!

[the Princess]

8. You can't see me

But I'm doing a Belly Dance in front of my computer screen for you!

Just for you.

[kmla]

11. Nuh-uh. You're just sayin' that.

Don't believe ya.

[the Princess]

12. *snicker*

Ask CO Liberal is I joke about stuff like this, LOL

[NoSheep]

9. Here's a new line dance: Pogo Puke

:bounce: :puke: :bounce: :puke: :bounce: :puke: :bounce:

[chuckrocks]

13. Silly Thoughts

I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
I had amnesia once -- or twice.
I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?
Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
They told me I was gullible ... and I believed them.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up,he'll never be able to merge his car onto a freeway.
Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
What was the greatest thing before sliced bread? Hmmmm? I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
How can there be self-help "groups"?
Is there another word for synonym?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.
Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
whew!~

[underpants]

14. Check this out

[Beer Snob-50]

15. I was on a bus

and a beautiful woman sat next to me. She said that she was going home after a long therapy session. Showing some kind of concern (being a good liberal) I asked her what she was in therapy for. She said she was a nymphomanic and she loved Jewish Cowboys. She then said, "BTW my name is Sharon" I said, "I'm Bucky Goldstein"

[AlCzervik]

16. "What does Mama Say?"

[chuckrocks]

17. so you like dogs?

http://www.jokefrog.com/dogs.shtml

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

18. A drum and a pair of cymbals fall off a cliff.

Buddum-ksh!

[kmla]

19. Booooo... Hssssss.....

*holds nose*

Boooooooooooo.....