Interpret my dream about Bush

[bobweaver]

They held one of the debates between Kerry and Bush in my bedroom. They let me stay in bed to watch it, but they allowed some of the audience members to sit on the bed all around me. Kerry and Bush were each standing at their own podiums. When Bush began to talk, he let go of his podium and his entire body slowly started to rise straight up. Just like a helium balloon would rise, but slower than a balloon. He caught himself by catching his feet on the podium and brought himself back down. But less than a minute later, he let go again and this time he rose all the way until his head gently bumped the ceiling. Someone came into the room with a pair of metal shoes that they strapped onto Bush's shoes. These were triangular and painted red, and looked like old-fashioned irons. These made Bush come back down and he landed softly. Kerry just stared. I woke up at this point and laughed out loud. But in the dream, nobody was laughing, it was all very serious and there was only murmuring among the people sitting around me.

[XNASA]

1. Oh.......that one.........

It means you hate your parents and you're in love with your sister-in-law.

At least that's what I think it means.

[Dover]

2. OMG! He has RISEN!!!

Just a lightweight. That's what happens when you have no substance.

[fob]

3. Sometimes in dreams crazy things happen, in this case your dream

"allowed" for someone that is full of shit to float in air.

[paula777]

4. That bush is full of hot air?

[Sanity Claws]

5. The other interpretations are funnier

The obvious interp is that you consider Bush full of hot air and you are surprised that no one else realizes it.

[KurtNYC]

6. That * is not bound by reality

in this case gravity.

This is a guy to whom the rules don't apply (or "stick"). The best correlation perhaps is the wire Bush was wearing during the debates -- the rules don't seem to be applied to *

[neweurope]

7. *sigh* Just think if you had opened the window we could have been

rid of that * forever...

[TyeDye75]

8. Dont tell freepers about this

its conclusive proof that Bush is Christ re-born. Rising to heaven.