Bernard Kerik for Horndog of the Year

[BeyondGeography]

For bedding, and then stalking, his book publisher.

For denying he was ever married to his second wife, whom he may have married while still married to his first wife.

For even looking at the prison system as a potential source of new conquests.

For parlaying 9/11 into a love nest for his paramours.

For lying about it all to The White House.

For putting egg (or some sort of substance) all over Rudy Giuliani's face.

And for doing his level best to ensure that we would know every steamy, sleazy detail.

I hereby nominate Bernard Kerik for Horndog of the Year.

[LiberalinNC]

1. I prefer Dirty cop of the year! But...

Horndog will work too!

[AlCzervik]

2. How about perp doing hard time in Gen Pop

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3. The thought of him engating in ANY sexual practice...

:puke:

[AlCzervik]

4. I bet he likes it rough

[Placebo]

6. Yea, he'd make a great leather daddy...

Ew. Why did I just say that.

[AlCzervik]

7. eeeww, gross. With the harness and everything

i made myself sick when i thought about him liking it rough.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. He's probably a regular at Mistress Delila's House of Pain.

Tie him up and spank him and tell him he's a bad, bad boy. He loves that.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

5. I think he's the all around scum bag of the year.

He’s the winner. It’s amazing since he entered the competition so late in the year. It just goes to show he's been in training all his life.

[Cuban_Liberal]

9. Bernard Kerik and sex should never be in the same mental picture...

:puke: